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BigRedPillMachine 212 points ago +213 / -1

The only thing those gals ever cleaned up was an all you can eat buffet.

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cholulaking 43 points ago +43 / -0

Kill it with fire

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Dingus 18 points ago +19 / -1

You can't say this. FAT FUCK TOOTH GAPPED CUNTS are a protected minority group.

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Meddlesom 12 points ago +12 / -0

They ain't no minority in the DNC though.

Or Wisconsin.

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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you're going for GAP-TOOTHED CUNTS there, Fuck China.

GAP-TOOTHED CUNTS

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4Godand4Country 20 points ago +20 / -0

Do animals wipe?

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80960KA 9 points ago +9 / -0

I bet she "muck spreads" like a hippo.

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ZeroDeltaTango 3 points ago +3 / -0

With that little tail growing off her coccyx

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Magamom2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Omg what a thought! Lol

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junta 9 points ago +10 / -1

As I’m eating spaghetti and meatballs. Cursed comment.

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DontTreadOnDeez 3 points ago +3 / -0

How was your spaghetti? More importantly, how were the meatballs?

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Anubis1 62 points ago +62 / -0

I worked at an Old Country Buffet about 10 years ago and we had one woman (who kinda looked like Stacey) who routinely got us a couple hours of overtime every week. She'd come in like 3 hours before close (that's about an hour before the "Chef" (by chef I mean he puts on a white coat and knows how to operate a knife, so basically just a step below Gordan Ramsey) shut down the meat carving station.)

She'd take the closest seat to the buffet area, and eat slower than any human in recorded history. The second she saw a runner exit the kitchen to start breaking down a certain section, she'd get up and pick up another plate and start looking at the food. You aren't allowed to just take food away right in front of a customer, so we just had to move to shut down something else like the salad bar or the soda machines. Then she'd load up another plate and sit back down.

We weren't allowed to kick her out, management wouldn't allow it. So there was always one buser, and a couple kitchen staff, and one dishwasher who just had to chill after the kitchen had completely been cleaned and wait her out. Management would encourage her to leave after about an hour after we locked the doors by turning off every light except the dining section she was sitting in.

Sometimes this was a blessing, because occasionally when your 20 you need some overtime because you overdrew your checking account because you are a moron. Most of the time you wanted to go home and prayed you weren't on Shaniqua duty (the guy who coined the term was black so it's not racist.)

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 10 points ago +10 / -0

These stories make my day.

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Tellguy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why didn't you send out two runners simultaneously?

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Anubis1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Because a that point in the night management is sending anyone home to save on payroll.

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn I miss old country buffet. I certainly remember the guy carving the meat.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s the truth!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rumor has it you can fit a metro train through her teeth

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Wishiwastrumpswife 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don’t you mean the trump train?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahahaahahahahaha fuck yes pede! 🚂