It’s bad juju, but a funeral. Make up a completely fictitious, out of state relative, but close one. You’ll need 3-4 days between travel and viewings/funeral. Rather not say how they died. But definitely not the rona.
NOPE DON'T. Every person I've ever known who has used a sickness or death in the family lie has wound up with something for real happen. Enough different people, enough times, that I SERIOUSLY WOULD NEVER ADVISE DOING THIS.
If you're working for cucks, well that's on you, so say you were exposed to a rona person and will self-quarantine with them, away from your own family, until you're clear. Your company may have policies in place that specify how long you should quarantine.
If you use that one you’re looking at minimum 2 weeks out and the possibility of all immediate coworkers having to be tested, also.
I did specify it’s bad juju. Lying in general is, though. I have immediate karma, mine doesn’t fuck around, bites my ass right away.
Tell your boss you need a mental health break. 🤷🏻♀️ Or, you have some family issues you have to attend to. I’d avoid the rona at all costs. If your boss is a spaz they’ll have everyone in a Silkwood shower in under 5 minutes and they’ll all hate you for it.
Yep..Covid .. can do it every time.. I've took my 4 God kids to the beach 3 different times, camping trip for a week, and the indoor water park..all since August..not had to worry about Truancy or anything.. just do the work on the Chromebook..we been living good.. No rules..do what we want..maybe even going to miss it when it's gone
Tell your manager you support BLM and you heard those rotten Trump voters were going to DC and you want to go help send them a message to get out of town. :)
Covid is the best excuse. :) Use it for what it is worth.
That would add more problems to the pede's life because they're obviously making lists of people for the tracking apps/
Flash a linux phone w/ Ubuntu touch. I used a Nexus 5. Fk tracking apps.
It’s bad juju, but a funeral. Make up a completely fictitious, out of state relative, but close one. You’ll need 3-4 days between travel and viewings/funeral. Rather not say how they died. But definitely not the rona.
this one
NOPE DON'T. Every person I've ever known who has used a sickness or death in the family lie has wound up with something for real happen. Enough different people, enough times, that I SERIOUSLY WOULD NEVER ADVISE DOING THIS.
If you're working for cucks, well that's on you, so say you were exposed to a rona person and will self-quarantine with them, away from your own family, until you're clear. Your company may have policies in place that specify how long you should quarantine.
If you use that one you’re looking at minimum 2 weeks out and the possibility of all immediate coworkers having to be tested, also.
I did specify it’s bad juju. Lying in general is, though. I have immediate karma, mine doesn’t fuck around, bites my ass right away.
Tell your boss you need a mental health break. 🤷🏻♀️ Or, you have some family issues you have to attend to. I’d avoid the rona at all costs. If your boss is a spaz they’ll have everyone in a Silkwood shower in under 5 minutes and they’ll all hate you for it.
Yes. Dont do that
Something based off reality and that doesnt involce you being in a negative situatiin.
Best option isnsome.virtue signalling. Like you re volunteering to help some cause somewhere.at least ypu re.projecting positive thru your lie.
Covid?
Your wife’s mom is sick?
Uncle Sam needs you and the sitting president has called you to the capital. What boss?
Sun spots.
Say it's for religious purposes.
Yep..Covid .. can do it every time.. I've took my 4 God kids to the beach 3 different times, camping trip for a week, and the indoor water park..all since August..not had to worry about Truancy or anything.. just do the work on the Chromebook..we been living good.. No rules..do what we want..maybe even going to miss it when it's gone
A close family member has covid and you need to quarantine
You have a fever.
Tell your manager you support BLM and you heard those rotten Trump voters were going to DC and you want to go help send them a message to get out of town. :)
Your aunt Teefa died.
"I need to deal with a private family matter."
Take more days off than needed for rally trip.
I’d tell the truth.