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posted ago by krofe2 ago by krofe2 +18 / -0
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blitzkrieg 10 points ago +10 / -0

Covid is the best excuse. :) Use it for what it is worth.

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The_General_Patton 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would add more problems to the pede's life because they're obviously making lists of people for the tracking apps/

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blitzkrieg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flash a linux phone w/ Ubuntu touch. I used a Nexus 5. Fk tracking apps.

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Cunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s bad juju, but a funeral. Make up a completely fictitious, out of state relative, but close one. You’ll need 3-4 days between travel and viewings/funeral. Rather not say how they died. But definitely not the rona.

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Red_Princess 2 points ago +2 / -0

this one

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Litecola2 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOPE DON'T. Every person I've ever known who has used a sickness or death in the family lie has wound up with something for real happen. Enough different people, enough times, that I SERIOUSLY WOULD NEVER ADVISE DOING THIS.

If you're working for cucks, well that's on you, so say you were exposed to a rona person and will self-quarantine with them, away from your own family, until you're clear. Your company may have policies in place that specify how long you should quarantine.

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Cunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you use that one you’re looking at minimum 2 weeks out and the possibility of all immediate coworkers having to be tested, also.
I did specify it’s bad juju. Lying in general is, though. I have immediate karma, mine doesn’t fuck around, bites my ass right away.
Tell your boss you need a mental health break. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Or, you have some family issues you have to attend to. I’d avoid the rona at all costs. If your boss is a spaz they’ll have everyone in a Silkwood shower in under 5 minutes and they’ll all hate you for it.

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CantStumpTheCensored 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. Dont do that

Something based off reality and that doesnt involce you being in a negative situatiin.

Best option isnsome.virtue signalling. Like you re volunteering to help some cause somewhere.at least ypu re.projecting positive thru your lie.

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OrangeLivesMatterCA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Covid?

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OrangeLivesMatterCA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your wife’s mom is sick?

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Phayte 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uncle Sam needs you and the sitting president has called you to the capital. What boss?

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BarryOhBummer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sun spots.

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The_General_Patton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Say it's for religious purposes.

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supernanny 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yep..Covid .. can do it every time.. I've took my 4 God kids to the beach 3 different times, camping trip for a week, and the indoor water park..all since August..not had to worry about Truancy or anything.. just do the work on the Chromebook..we been living good.. No rules..do what we want..maybe even going to miss it when it's gone

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PertinaciousPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

A close family member has covid and you need to quarantine

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RedneckfromMT 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have a fever.

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WinningInTheWest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell your manager you support BLM and you heard those rotten Trump voters were going to DC and you want to go help send them a message to get out of town. :)

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deplorablebot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your aunt Teefa died.

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mandarb916 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I need to deal with a private family matter."

Take more days off than needed for rally trip.

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Trump4evergirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d tell the truth.