It’s bad juju, but a funeral. Make up a completely fictitious, out of state relative, but close one. You’ll need 3-4 days between travel and viewings/funeral. Rather not say how they died. But definitely not the rona.
NOPE DON'T. Every person I've ever known who has used a sickness or death in the family lie has wound up with something for real happen. Enough different people, enough times, that I SERIOUSLY WOULD NEVER ADVISE DOING THIS.
If you're working for cucks, well that's on you, so say you were exposed to a rona person and will self-quarantine with them, away from your own family, until you're clear. Your company may have policies in place that specify how long you should quarantine.
If you use that one you’re looking at minimum 2 weeks out and the possibility of all immediate coworkers having to be tested, also.
I did specify it’s bad juju. Lying in general is, though. I have immediate karma, mine doesn’t fuck around, bites my ass right away.
Tell your boss you need a mental health break. 🤷🏻♀️ Or, you have some family issues you have to attend to. I’d avoid the rona at all costs. If your boss is a spaz they’ll have everyone in a Silkwood shower in under 5 minutes and they’ll all hate you for it.
It’s bad juju, but a funeral. Make up a completely fictitious, out of state relative, but close one. You’ll need 3-4 days between travel and viewings/funeral. Rather not say how they died. But definitely not the rona.
this one
NOPE DON'T. Every person I've ever known who has used a sickness or death in the family lie has wound up with something for real happen. Enough different people, enough times, that I SERIOUSLY WOULD NEVER ADVISE DOING THIS.
If you're working for cucks, well that's on you, so say you were exposed to a rona person and will self-quarantine with them, away from your own family, until you're clear. Your company may have policies in place that specify how long you should quarantine.
If you use that one you’re looking at minimum 2 weeks out and the possibility of all immediate coworkers having to be tested, also.
I did specify it’s bad juju. Lying in general is, though. I have immediate karma, mine doesn’t fuck around, bites my ass right away.
Tell your boss you need a mental health break. 🤷🏻♀️ Or, you have some family issues you have to attend to. I’d avoid the rona at all costs. If your boss is a spaz they’ll have everyone in a Silkwood shower in under 5 minutes and they’ll all hate you for it.
Yes. Dont do that
Something based off reality and that doesnt involce you being in a negative situatiin.
Best option isnsome.virtue signalling. Like you re volunteering to help some cause somewhere.at least ypu re.projecting positive thru your lie.