If you use that one you’re looking at minimum 2 weeks out and the possibility of all immediate coworkers having to be tested, also.
I did specify it’s bad juju. Lying in general is, though. I have immediate karma, mine doesn’t fuck around, bites my ass right away.
Tell your boss you need a mental health break. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Or, you have some family issues you have to attend to. I’d avoid the rona at all costs. If your boss is a spaz they’ll have everyone in a Silkwood shower in under 5 minutes and they’ll all hate you for it.