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nuggethead 31 points ago +32 / -1

Looks like his hand is on backwards.

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Tendervittles 16 points ago +16 / -0

He is a nimble man.

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Sumsuch 8 points ago +9 / -1

Because it is.

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Necrovoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fun fact, if you were to rotate a 3 dimensional right hand in the fourth dimension, it could look like that. You could also rotate it to be inside out, but that's a different rotational aspect.

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RosettaStone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Access to fourth dimensional technology is another reason why we can't let Biden become President.

He could grope a woman from the next room.

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Necrovoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Xylon 7 News: "First Contact from the Third Planet in the Trump System Has Been Established - While xenobiologists are still studying the incidents, they have confirmed that what appears to the nasal sensing organ of an exospecies has appeared near the had tentacles of 2nd stage larvae. Why this nasal organ is sniffing our young is unknown, but considered of hostile intent. Authorities are attempting to contact galactic time traveler Donjon 'Miller' for more information. Now we take you back to live coverage of the annual Free Hover-Rotor Rides with over 3,000 Xommuniks scheduled for free fall."

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RosettaStone 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's good! I've read it three times, and I'm still not sure that I caught every twist you put in there. :-)

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's no problem there, believe me!

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Luckycoz 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHY DIDN’T SOMEBODY TELL ME MY HAND WAS SO BIG?!

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beansieman1911 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guarantee you there's no problem . . .