Xylon 7 News: "First Contact from the Third Planet in the Trump System Has Been Established - While xenobiologists are still studying the incidents, they have confirmed that what appears to the nasal sensing organ of an exospecies has appeared near the had tentacles of 2nd stage larvae. Why this nasal organ is sniffing our young is unknown, but considered of hostile intent. Authorities are attempting to contact galactic time traveler Donjon 'Miller' for more information. Now we take you back to live coverage of the annual Free Hover-Rotor Rides with over 3,000 Xommuniks scheduled for free fall."
Access to fourth dimensional technology is another reason why we can't let Biden become President.
He could grope a woman from the next room.
Xylon 7 News: "First Contact from the Third Planet in the Trump System Has Been Established - While xenobiologists are still studying the incidents, they have confirmed that what appears to the nasal sensing organ of an exospecies has appeared near the had tentacles of 2nd stage larvae. Why this nasal organ is sniffing our young is unknown, but considered of hostile intent. Authorities are attempting to contact galactic time traveler Donjon 'Miller' for more information. Now we take you back to live coverage of the annual Free Hover-Rotor Rides with over 3,000 Xommuniks scheduled for free fall."
That's good! I've read it three times, and I'm still not sure that I caught every twist you put in there. :-)