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In today's edition of clown world... (media.patriots.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by vv33cl ago by vv33cl +3742 / -4
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Cuckblue 178 points ago +178 / -0

Guess you can't even correct the "We wuz" anymore

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Cheesy_Pizza_Party 53 points ago +53 / -0

I got mines... I tell my coworker all the time to stop putting the s on the end...

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Bluestorm83 38 points ago +38 / -0

"Yo, dog, I got mines!" (Proceeds to bury the mines around the camp, to protect them from enemy infiltrators.)

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Cheesy_Pizza_Party 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hahaha... dude im so stealing this and using it next time....

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

How often, when my dog has decided she doesn't want to pay attention to me, do I say, "Listen, bitch," or "Okay, look here, bitch." Gotta have accuracy.

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raytwentynine 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have an educated black co-worker who uses 'ax' in place of 'ask' but I have caught them slipping and using the proper 'ask' more than once

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PurplePunch36 26 points ago +26 / -0

We'z wuz kangs n shieeeet

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Grady_Wilson 11 points ago +11 / -0

weeze dindu nuffin.

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raytwentynine 8 points ago +8 / -0

I still don't get how they wuz all kangs, I mean somebody had to be doing the chores

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PurplePunch36 3 points ago +3 / -0

They saw Coming to America once and got ideas

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HockeyMom4Trump 20 points ago +20 / -0

Those students can’t evens aks a question anymore

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 22 points ago +22 / -0

Holdon, lemme axe you a question.

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barkbarkbark6 8 points ago +8 / -0

stu ents

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Here_we_go 15 points ago +15 / -0

Finna do it. Cuz he wuz racist.

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BajoPivljanin 101 points ago +101 / -0

UCLA should be defunded and stripped from any source of national research grants, or... Be forced to remove those radical-left lunatics

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AngryAlf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck, man there were a few of us pedes out there. My first friend at UCLA showed me T_D on reddit in 2016. I graduated this year. Don't leave me in the dark!

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caKAG 10 points ago +10 / -0

The whole UC System is in decline thanks to Janet Napolitano's leadership.

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BingHard 2 points ago +2 / -0

True. Its really sad considering how good the schools used to be. This is what happens when your number one priority is no longer academics...

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

*hang

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buco 25 points ago +25 / -0

Fo sho!

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JudicialDredd 19 points ago +19 / -0

GNOME SAYIN?!

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sacrebleu 49 points ago +50 / -1

Seems like a fake news. I searched Google for the exact sentence, and it was from a Federalist Papers. All other search results were memes or jokes sites.

I don't think Federalist Papers is a well-known news site, and the article is just citing another obscure web site's article, not that the writer personally know that incident. But the original web site does not exist any more ("Hello world" landing page), so at the very least, it cannot be verifiable at all.

PS: Then again, it may not be a fake news. I searched Google for the professor's name, and found similar articles on Daily Caller and the Huffington Post. Both were citing the following article on "Inside Higher Ed" as the source.

https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2013/11/25/ucla-grad-students-stage-sit-during-class-protest-what-they-see-racially-hostile

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Trump2024 25 points ago +25 / -0

Good on you for checking the veracity of the story. I remember seeing this from at least a year ago, if not longer.

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ATOZED 15 points ago +15 / -0

its still funny because its sooo close to the whats happening

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vv33cl [S] 8 points ago +12 / -4

It was back in 2018

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AussieSpectator 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the archive for the pictures article https://archive.fo/RBNPu

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3rdTerm4Trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

The point is Op tried to mislead us with a shitty screen capture about a sit-in that happen 7 years ago and went no where.

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Xanisor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, nowadays no college professor would dare to correct a black guy.

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AussieSpectator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice Fact Checking boiz, This is why they removed comment sections from all news websites before implementing "Faked Checking" xD

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WhiskeyDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

I went to a famous UC similar to UCLA. There were people who lived next to me who were there on basketball scholarships who COULD NOT READ. Completely illiterate. They had their college paid for and had fake classes they attended or had people attend class for them.

I completely believe this story.

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Ep1ctetus 1 point ago +1 / -0

This needs to be at the top.

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donald1771 16 points ago +17 / -1

EBONICS IS NOT A LANGUAGE!

Learn to speak proper English or go back to your country!!

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streakybacon 10 points ago +11 / -1

I mean...speak that way all you want but don't expect to pass a written test like that.

I have multiple "voices" depending on context but I don't take street slang into exams.

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donald1771 -3 points ago +4 / -7

There is only one AMERICAN voice!!

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streakybacon 6 points ago +9 / -3

So you are trying to tell me that there are no accents in America and no local slang?

Sounds boring tbh.

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UseMask2WipeAss 13 points ago +14 / -1

Found his email to the professor:

"Yo, my nigga, you be correctin my mistake? Dat messed up cuz. My nigga tryna do work and nigga gone do him wrong. It do be like dat doe. Smh. Niggas trippin fa real yo. Bet. I'm from New Yawk my g and the way we is is da way we is. If you ain't readins what I'm writins then you gots a problems, nah me. ha, peace HOE. Squad."

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 10 points ago +10 / -0

Black fragility on display.

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minotaurbeach 8 points ago +8 / -0

We are going to start calling out these 'micro-communisms' as un- American.

You have a right to call out communism, and refuse to participate in it as an American citizen,

and You have a right to warn other Americans of the possible presents of communism, so others can avoid it, but still be respectful and neighborly of everyone's rights.

My grandparents- all military, served in WW2, and stayed to fight communism. To this day, I have to keep a gun in my house at all times. My parents would say it is personal protection, and my grandfather would pipe in any gun conversation and say, and Don't Forget, You NEED IT in case of Communists

Oddly, I have never needed my gun[s] for protection, but- there is a good chance I might need it for communists.

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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Presence

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Warchant59 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ain't now need too be corectin no bodys gramer. tallkin an ritin is an sowshul construct maid by wite crackers too trik me in too been dum.

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TonsOfSalt 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know how historical analysis be.

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n3IVI0 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you can't write or speak English, then you shouldn't be in college.

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dontbanus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly what China wants—the dumbing down of our education.

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RonBohr 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I was in grad school there was a young black man who was in the same program. He came stomping in one day, infuriated, saying he was going to be held back in the program until he took a remedial writing course. According to him, admin said his writing was nearly illegible. I happened to have seen it before that point and can confirm that it was so. Sure enough, he was gone the following week. Keep in mind, we were already part way through the first year when he was told this.

The funny thing is, he raised the question that answers itself "If I can't write, how come I have a bachelors and got accepted into a grad program that NOW tells me I can't write?"

How indeed. It's a mystery.

/sarc

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Rreidy8286 5 points ago +5 / -0

But "weza waz kangz"

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monkeycat2010 5 points ago +5 / -0

The worst part in all of this "lower standards" BS is they are keeping these people as underachievers or that our society will devolve into "we wuz" as appropriate grammar.

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Weallseethetruth 4 points ago +4 / -0

THIS is the kind of shit we need to focus on in this country after the 6th!! We have got to stand up to this and counter protest these bitches and stand up for this guy!! This teacher is probably a stupid liberal too but seeing a bunch of us stand up for HIS rights he'll change his way of thinking!!

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rolandkhan 4 points ago +4 / -0

In other words, they believe that blacks can't improve or learn?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

How I opposed to git a million dolla job, when all deys be circumcising muh spells, fo realz yo!

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Jackpotsevens 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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Dirk_Diggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

University of Communist Liberal Assholes

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pepperconchobhar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey! This happened to me, too!

About twenty years ago I was asked to tutor my neighbor's son. The kid was sixteen years old, in 10th grade, and struggling in school. His grades were consistently floating in the "C" area. The mom thought that he just needed a little extra help.

I brought him in and had him take some tests just so I could see where he stood. When it came time to write an essay, there was NO HOPE. He managed one mangled paragraph with the worst spelling I've ever seen in my life. My seven year old dyslexic daughter was easily reading Harry Potter at the time and my six year old son could write and spell better than this kid. He was struggling to read at a 3rd grade level. He spoke 'ghetto' so he didn't even have verbal language to fall back on for grammar.

I realized that he really needed to start from scratch. He had to be taught the basic principles of phonics so he'd have a solid foundation to build on.

So he came over for his first real tutoring session and I got out the books that were closer to his level. I did take him down a bit. I figured that he could whiz through some of the easy stuff, snap up those principles, then we could start challenging him a bit more. I really thought that I could get him pretty close to his actual age range in about a year if we buckled down.

The next day mama came banging on my door. She called me a racist and accused me of deliberately humiliating her son because he was a black kid. The saddest part is that she told me that she knew I was wrong about his abilities or he never would've made it to the 10th grade. She insisted that the fact that he'd never gotten anything lower than a "C" proved that he wasn't that far behind. I was fired on the spot.

The school did her son a serious disservice; but she did, too. By coddling her baby and refusing to even consider that he might be in real trouble, She cheated her son out of his ONE opportunity to thrive academically. Instead, she took it all as a racist insult.

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Nfish20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol my freshman year I would be nice to the only black guy on my floor and change his english papers written in ebonics to a passing paper. Needless to say he was a POS stole my laptop and dropped out.

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TrumpFan26 3 points ago +3 / -0

Save your kids people.don't send them to college.they will learn nothing,but will get brainwashed by commies.send them to trade school.

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FarmingLeftBollocks 3 points ago +4 / -1

YOU'VE BEEN CANCELLED, WHITEY

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every. Single. Time. 2.0

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NeverBeFat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't correct their grammar. Let them get into the real world unhireable because they can't write.

They will learn now or, they will learn later.

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trumpslide2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Once you accept that they're Africans in America it all makes sense

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oshead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this a Babylon Bee article?

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well this helps us stupid people out in English class. Stupid is winning.

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Jackpotsevens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idiocracy was a comedy that is quickly becoming a documentary

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obviouslytom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then they should take this snowflakes problem a step further and kick him out of school.

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KingSweyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Old news.

This what our occupied government wants for us: to be ruled by inferiority and nonsense. The permanent solutions are simple but hard, and even harder than the work itself is convincing peacenik hippy "conservatives" a) what the problem is and b) that the solution is better than allowing ourselves to be oppressed and genocided.

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The_Kuru 2 points ago +2 / -0

White Democrats have drummed into black people that they are Uncle Toms if they spell words correctly or answer math questions correctly.

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Coke321 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you expect from the people who are actually racist?

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SoldierofKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

SHIEET. Muthafucka...crotch grab

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KakarikoKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll bet that student didn't aks many questions in class.

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MZak 1 point ago +1 / -0

If black people want to be uneducated then let them.

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z89101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soon enough Academia will encourage the substitution of scratching crude markings on earthly materials as a substitute for racist written languages.🙄

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GreenScreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Burn this witch at the stake. Wait, let me fix that. Bern this which at the steak.

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jcab93 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ebonics obviously isn't gonna cut it anymore

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Truegrit81 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahaha poor baby boy that bad professor hurted his feelings... now he feels even more unsecure and dumb xD

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trismegistus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hans... get ze flamethrower and meet me at ze UCLA campus.

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Spacebilly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shout out to Gary Reese, Arcadia, Florida- mechanic/electrician can fix ANYTHING. Didn't want to go to college, thought colleges were BULLSHIT. A lot were recruiting him to play football. His dad made him go. He picked one to play for in South Dakota where he could MAJOR in something that would NEVER change. ENGLISH GRAMMAR! He majored in English Grammar- 1970!

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sir_rockness 1 point ago +1 / -0

whyou gotta be correctin muh gramm an sheit

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Bubbahax 1 point ago +1 / -0

but you gotta respect their culture!