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feraxil 6 points ago +6 / -0

"This house is too big."

"My job is sending me to Japan for a month."

"My husband is an excellent father."

"Oh, no sweety, we don't go to that neighborhood."

"Officer I need help."

"This one time at band camp"

"I'm working on my masters."

"When our youngest turns five I'm going to finish my degree. You know, so I'll have something to do with all my free time."

"We're a two income family by choice."

"I have a retirement account."

"Lets take a year off to travel around the world."

"Lets go on a cruise."

"Lets go for a swim."

"Charge it to my account."

"I'd like to speak to the manager."

I could go on and on.