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If they touch one hair of that Golden Mane, I will kill them all.
posted ago by BigFreedomBoner ago by BigFreedomBoner +334 / -0

I think it is important that GEOTUS knows that we have his back, along with his luxurious hair. The best, really.

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– streakybacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember when they put a man in prison for joking about getting a hair from Hillary?

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– MiltonSnowflakes2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want a golden helmet, shaped like GEOTUS's hair

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– yudsfpbc 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has the ultimate deadman switch. If he dies, it's game day.

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– Duke65 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sounds brave but let me ask you, why are you putting so much faith in man and so little faith in what God can do?

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– BigFreedomBoner [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Lord works through people.

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