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rolandkhan 54 points ago +56 / -2

That is one very gay pirate. He probably "lost" his eye so his master could eye-fuck him.

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streakybacon 25 points ago +26 / -1

Has anyone ever actually seen his eye? What if his "eye" is actually a butthole?

Can anyone confirm, for science?

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streakybacon 9 points ago +10 / -1

True! He's also never denied sucking it when he goes to sleep!

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Undo1913 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Confiscation Crenshaw must be the one lurking in the comments section and downvoting each reply

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id10tjoeuser 2 points ago +2 / -0

He put in a special eye when he met a suspicious actor nicknamed "America's Ass".