Oh look a potty phew, just in time I needed a poo poo.

Edit: Sees a UN soldier without a helmet and fraught as if naked. Here you go. Well thanks friend as they fluently swing it onto their head crowning their dome as their nod ends only to make a face, the face of legend, that moment when something isn't quite right, not as it should be, that split second, that squelch, those feelings, that transition into the wait a minute as their mind rushes to catch up with reality and that smell, the twinge and then it clicks as the face goes into freefall then tenses up in anger but it's too late for I'm long gone.