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DeboOonked [S] 25 points ago +26 / -1

Big Mike strikes again.

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BigMikesBlackCock 11 points ago +11 / -0

....my "bad"

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

name checks out

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Checkout 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's the perfect McCain 2.0- he lost his eye so conservatives can never criticize him ever. We can't fall for this trick again.

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ScrewReddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

For those out of the loop, the long time Hollywood rumor is that he pushed Natalie Wood off the boat because she threatened to tell everyone that he was bi.

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DeboOonked [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

My theory is Wagner was fighting with his wife over who got to blow Christopher Walken. Wagner won.

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Memeoverlord 4 points ago +4 / -0

This needs a minimum of 500 updutes

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lenchodahated 2 points ago +2 / -0

fucking kek. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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MegoThor 16 points ago +16 / -0

Who does No. 2 work for?

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NostalgicFuturist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Jeff Bezos

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Smug_zebra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Underrated comment

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_shifty 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU SHOW THAT TURD WHO'S BOSS! YEAH!

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Ridiculousposter 10 points ago +10 / -0

That isn't him?

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Big_Al_42223 9 points ago +9 / -0

OMG that’s fucking hilarious

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loveshock 8 points ago +8 / -0

There the same picture

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4_4haha 5 points ago +5 / -0

I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU PUSHING ME AROUND!

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Margincrew 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is insulting to this movie!

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BurnedExperiment 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, his wikipedia page is open for editing. We can definitely make the switchover:

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dan_Crenshaw&action=edit&editintro=Template:BLP_editintro

BTW, commiepedia tracks IP for edits, so use a VPN beforehand.

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dan Crenshaw owns a factory in Chicago that makes miniature models of factories.

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Memeoverlord 3 points ago +3 / -0

Been saying this since that cunt first took office. Everyone sucking his dick because hes a navy seal, in case you didnt know, soldiers, like cops, are not all good. Some are very fucking bad.

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christtrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Given recent news, that just makes you an excellent PATRIOTIC parent. Still cant believe the path Crenshaw chose :(

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IncredibleMrE1 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're the same picture.

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9x10again 3 points ago +3 / -0

🀣

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always thought Dan was a huge no 2

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DeboOonked [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

HD! Good job!

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +1 / -1

Here's the original: https://i.maga.host/lI2OeXj.png

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh shit!! This is funny!

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Gesirisi 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are..... mutated, seabass.

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PatriotChang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn't be too far from the truth! lol

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR??

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finally. That took a while... I just couldn't put my finger on where exactly I knew mccrainshaw from, this is it!

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder what Dan crenshaw's favorite Metallica song is

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RIPIsaacKappy 1 point ago +1 / -0

That dude killed his wife, and I believe he's dead now.

I'd still vote for him over Dan "I Suck CCP Dick" Crenshaw.

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Barthaneous 1 point ago +1 / -0

2!!!!!

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techmunkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

He certainly is a number 2...

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rachelj55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha ha ha ha ha!

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Leave_The_Kids_Alone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Number 2 was smart. Dan Crendshaw is a dipshit.