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GopnikGod 69 points ago +70 / -1

Half of em are landwhales, bruh. We're gonna need the big choppers for this one. And that's a LOT of fuel. I'd imagine 2 or 3 Commies might just be the cargo limit for even a goodsized helicopter. We're gonna need some good, strong, well made rope in Minecraft to really make sure we get those horses.

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JeremiahKassin 24 points ago +24 / -0

They're either landwhales or potted plants.

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goodatlife123 17 points ago +17 / -0

They have this thing called a sky crane. Sikorsky is your fren

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thunder_monkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

LET THE SELF FLAGULATION BEGIN! XDDDDDDD

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LirukDatan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, if you chop 'em up to more manageable pieces, you can make do with them regular sized choppers...

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kc5ods 2 points ago +2 / -0

the UH-1N, the modern Huey, has a 11,197lbs takeoff weight. it only weights unladen about 4360lbs - max fuel load is 242 US. Gal. weighing in at 1615lbs. I weigh 215lbs, and one armed guard / pusher-outer weighs say another 200lbs.

This means the basic weight we're working with is 6389lbs. the UH-1N can be configured for up to 13 passengers - this means that 12 300lb commies are 3600lbs, bringing our weight to 9,989lbs.

Well under safe takeoff, but delaying our ascent, resulting in an approximately 20 minute climb to average operating altitude of 7500ft, so i recommend that we ascend to only 2500ft, as it takes most people 1500ft or 12 seconds to achieve terminal velocity when falling.

The extra 1000ft should allow for the extra drag coefficient of a fat landwhale commie - and ensure maximum florence-oregon-whale-levels of gibbing.

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trump1aj 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope this Minecraft game has a few whales if you know what I’m sayin!

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Cyer6 56 points ago +57 / -1

Yes. I want them to be saying things like "if we don't get on board with Trump, these patriots will hunt us down like dogs."

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BunnyPicnic 20 points ago +20 / -0

The problem with this is that if they happen to side with Trump finally, would you trust them after this is all done? I don't.

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Cyer6 24 points ago +24 / -0

No. We can't even vote anymore because the system is so rigged and corrupt. Anyone who's in office right now is suspect and may not have really won their own election. This country is so broken.

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dianabrown1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed, its like the FOX News sham. hey showed you who the are so belive them and boycott. FOX cant be FIXED.

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bennybloom 8 points ago +8 / -0

They will only respond to action. They will never say this as long as we stand by and expect someone in government to just do the right thing.

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McPickle 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm personally offended that they fear Antifa LARPers more than the "2A Crowd."

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bennybloom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. A bunch of pussy fags that live in constant denial of reality. But... 2A crowd is trying to be noble. Might be our downfall.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's certainly no reason for them to. Hell, even local mayors, city councils and health directors don't fear us. They destroy people's lives without batting an eye and the only thing protecting them is a few cops and deputies. We've not done ONE thing, other than a lone 17 year old kid, to cause them concern.

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Wreckastow 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is one thing you would DEFINITELY never hear.

They don't see others as patriots. RIoters maybe, fascists probably, possibly even terrorists, but they would never say patriots, they see themselves as the patriots.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 17 points ago +17 / -0

Burn them at the stake. They're all fucking evil witches.

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JKillen 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm more interested in seeing who races to finish first in the chopper free fall olympics

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

But at some point the velocity of the weight is offset by the drag from the surface area of a giant ass. Perhaps the fat flaps flatten into a parachute of sorts, so be sure they also detonate upon impact just to be sure.

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HillarysLostEmails 73 points ago +76 / -3

"Fuck Trump. Fuck America." - The Senate probably

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GoingCamaro 68 points ago +68 / -0

"Freedom is a privilege"

-Government

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GoingCamaro 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Fletcher Memorial.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gotta KeEp ThE MAjOrItY

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 6 points ago +6 / -0

“Fuck everybody.”—The Senate

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's treason, then."

-The Senate

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dianabrown1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Recall 3/4 of them AND rescind the golden parachute of benefits they enacted which covers them much more than they felt we the people should have.

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IncredibleMrE1 58 points ago +58 / -0

House voted 322-87 to override the veto last night. Here is the list of 109 RINOs who voted yea. https://thedonald.win/p/11RNy8vUPo/

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9x10again 30 points ago +31 / -1

Already contacted my fair weather Republican rep. I wasn’t just whistling Dixie when I told him that we will be working to primary him

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about forcing them to resign NOW, and we will hold special elections of hand cast votes checked by all parties under camera broadcast nationally.

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9x10again 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m sure we’ll get that right after term limits. What a mess!

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Spirit_of_Resistance 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as you're willing to drag them out of their home as well.

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GoldwaterVoter 8 points ago +8 / -0

My current RINO, Tipton CO-3, will be replaced by based Lauren Boebert.

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454evr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doug "Jason Crow has some good points about Afghanistan" Lamborn on that list too. Between slanteye Lamborn, Tipton, Walker-Stapleton, and the 2016 caucus fiasco, there is something seriously wrong with our state party.

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GoldwaterVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Moved here from FL last year, where I got to vote for Gaetz and DeSantis before moving here and voting for Boebert.

I was SO disappointed in Tipton and his amnesty shill stance with his bill granting citizenship for illegal aliens -- AS LONG AS THEY STAYED PICKING VEGETABLES FOR TEN YEARS!!! Talk about indentured servitude, and then when they gain citizenship and get good jobs, we need the NEXT wave of illegal invaders???

DACA is CACA.

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Cdope45 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm more interested on debating whether we are using ropes or bullets.

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454evr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gravity is free.

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DennJW 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about felonizing streaming?