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posted ago by HighEmergy ago by HighEmergy +179 / -1

I still am one,

but I used to be, too.

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MiltonSnowflakes2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mitch Hedberg RIP

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VoterIDMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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thekindlyman555 1 point ago +1 / -0

To hell with purple people! Unless they're choking! Then help them!

I can still picture in my mind exactly how he delivered that line, even though I probably haven't heard him actually say it in 20 years.

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok.... but how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

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VoterIDMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

i’m for ‘em

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blueyedjonesy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotcha

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Hello_World 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do you feel about receipts for donuts?

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