Just imagine, a lonely pede after a long day of confirming Trump comes across a lowly lit street. Sporting a brown duster and cowboy hat and carrying a large case, he stops, face looking down to the ground before him. The crowd of antifags starts to chant, "Oh we got you know Trumper boy! You gonna get it now!"

The antifags start to rush our pede hero, but slow down as he only reacts by slowly raising his gaze and looking upon them. Then he grins the largest grin. The antifags find themselves confused. They're charge as done nothing to dissuade our pede friend. They continue towards him but a little slower, spreading out as though to surround him.

He says nothing, but drops the case, quickly opening the latches and pulls from it a fully loaded Mini 14. He raises it continuing to grin as he does and takes sight of his first target, a purple haired soy cuck. He doesn't say a word. He doesn't hesitate to pull the trigger. He quickly lines up another shot and knocks the Commie fag to the ground. After about two more faggots drop the remaining group start to retreat.

But this is war. And our hero takes the offensive. He continues to pick off targets. Suddenly the arrogant chanting and yowling is replaced by screams of fear and even crying. A half shaved soyfag trips on his shoes. Falling to the ground he begs, "please! Please! I have a wife with a boyfriend!" He shakes his head slightly and plugs the fucker out of his misery.

As the smoke clears, our hero fades into the night of sirens approaching. Maybe to be seen another day.

And that was my Minecraft campaign today.