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fapoo 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'd recommend snapping a leg/ankle.

Hard to LARP when you're hobbling around on one foot in pain.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

You didn't think this through. They'll be on the government dole for the rest of their lives and spit at you from a wheelchair. Ignoring them like they don't even exist is the most hurtful thing you can do to these attention starved losers.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

That only works if they aren't hurting you.

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wiombims 1 point ago +1 / -0

The judge might wonder why you decided to break that ankle/leg. All the positions I know for doing that have the opponent in a submission as a precursor. People might ask why you took a bat to their knee and I 100% don't see anyone kneecapping an assailant with a gun as anything but an accident. Don't you agree?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your scenarios are strawmen.