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UpdootVeteran 268 points ago +268 / -0

Actually it’s worse - you don’t have broken legs so you wear a cast to protect others from breaking their legs

HONK HONK

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MegoThor 45 points ago +46 / -1

Only these casts are just ACE bandages.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 35 points ago +35 / -0

Shut up bigot, its about raising awareness!

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Art-Vandelay41 17 points ago +17 / -0

“It doesn’t really work but it sends the right message.”

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MadisonCandle 22 points ago +22 / -0

actually, new studies have shown wearing ace bandages are worse than not wearing a cast at all.

in other news—nurses are dancing in wheelchairs now.

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FOREVERKAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

ya, we're not allowed to enter the hospital unless you are seeking treatment, because they don't want us seeing that the hospitals are mostly empty. That's why the staff have time to make those stupid ass tik-tok dance videos!

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hloblart 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought they were for completely different purposes than a cast.

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Necrovoter 12 points ago +13 / -1

Those toes need to be masked! Toevid-19 is a serious threat!

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Easy Tarantino

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the honkiest honk if I ever heard one.

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Genericwhitemale 34 points ago +34 / -0

Well you may have broken legs, but you just don’t know it!

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endthefed11 17 points ago +17 / -0

I've heard that before. Smug leftist, "well some people don't want to kill their grandma."

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Hugh-G-Rection 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am awaiting the test results now to find out if I have broken legs

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Dang 9 points ago +9 / -0

🤡

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 9 points ago +9 / -0

Truth to We The People

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.* But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these.

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty solid prose. I’d imagine you wrote that in the last couple fortnite or so, seeing as how relevant it is to our current situation.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly, I cannot take credit for these powerful words.

I am to admit that a few hundred years ago some friends wrote this Declaration of Independence.

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Reality_Check 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actually it's worse than that: you're not protecting me from breaking my legs, I'm demanding that you wear them even though I know it won't protect me from breaking my legs and might actually give you a higher chance of breaking yours.