2020
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c4n5p00 11 points ago +11 / -0

That’s nothing. Halley’s Comet just made an unscheduled pass while dumping 50M China Joe ballots across the country. It wasn’t scheduled until 2061.

Time for Space Force to blow that bastard out of the night sky.

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

When Geraldo Rivera opened up Al Capone's vault on live tv back in '86, guess what they found in there... but they covered it up by saying, "quick, switch camera angles! durrr looks empty to me."

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orthodoxvirginian 8 points ago +8 / -0

So tangential and random (like many of my comments), but they opened up the vault to a Hindu temple in South India about 20 years ago and found an estimated $10 billion USD in gold and gems that had been donated over the preceeding thousand or so years.

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Shrillary [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet the government took it all and spent it on researching transgender pear trees

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Dale_Gribble 5 points ago +5 / -0

that gave me a solid laugh. Well done.

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Gesirisi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wasn't this debunked weeks ago?

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Shrillary [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Correct. It was actually debunked months ago.

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Gesirisi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you, I even thought it was years ago but I said weeks to be cautious.

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EdisonHwy 2 points ago +2 / -0

What type of marker ... sharpie or bic?

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jtt888 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think one of the lines they translated on the Rosetta Stone said "Biden/Harris It's Time to Unite".

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CuckS1ayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that what doomed their civilization? Maybe they should be left there.

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the-mighty-kc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't give them any more ideas.