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Frestpost 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wait it’s Tuesday. Can’t get the day straight? No standing.

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kennedyc5217 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mr President, since your counsel submitted this whilst wearing blue socks, there is no standing since we can only accept from counsel while wearing red socks in December. NEXT!!

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uh...its Thursday

Wait? What? You mean to say it's Wednesday?

Wait it’s Tuesday.

Monday? I don't have Sunday! What do you need Saturday for, anyway?

Oh wait, wrong joke! Haha.