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posted ago by boomerbutnotOKBoomer ago by boomerbutnotOKBoomer +1379 / -1

Stay safe pedes!

It occurred to me yesterday when I opened my order of Faraday bags that y'all should have some of those. Just do a search on eBay or some spy site. They are all over the place. I don't buy from Amazon, but I'm sure there are some there as well. I got thin ones and am keeping all electronics, backups, jump drives, SD cards and such in them all the time when not in use. You could throw your phones in there when on the move. Don't make it easy for [them] to find you. And please stick together. No Lone Rangers please. We don't want to read on here that any of you were killed.

LOVE YOU FAGGOTS! Travel Safely!

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thelastlast 120 points ago +120 / -0

someone's grandma just called me a faggot.

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Hello_World 65 points ago +65 / -0

I love this site.

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KS-76- 7 points ago +7 / -0

Eva

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Barack-Obama2 32 points ago +32 / -0

What is the deal with these faraday bags and faggot teasing? My wife bought one of these and placed it over her cock (only a 1/10th of it fit in the bag) and started yelling at me "you can't find my cock! No cock for you faggot!". I was like "if.. if.... if... if... if... this is what faraday bags are going to be used for, I want no part of them."

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Hanging_Chad 18 points ago +18 / -0

Username checks out

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themightykekfish 15 points ago +15 / -0

LOVE YOU GAM GAM

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love you too faggot

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John789 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao.

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Drgreygoose02 31 points ago +31 / -0

Gramma always on the come 💯

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CommanderDaddy 22 points ago +22 / -0

Good advice.

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Tron3k 18 points ago +20 / -2

If not aluminum foil and use walkie-talkies

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 9 points ago +10 / -1

Came here for this. Never heard of Faraday bags, but aluminum foil will do the same thing...it prevents any radio waves from reaching your cell phone(s).

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BidenHunter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Faraday cages (in this case bags) will prevent signal transmission both ways. Aluminum isn't that effective, actually.

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aluminum is a metal, and it will, in fact prevent transmission of radio waves to your cell phone.

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BidenHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just tested foil versus faraday bag. (Everyone thinking of using aluminum foil should take 1 minute of your time & try this.)

  • Time to complete test: 5 minutes
  • Amt foil used: 1sq ft
  • Procedure to test incoming signal: Call wrapped phone; if phone rings, incoming signal is not blocked.
  • Procedure to test outgoing signal: Send large file from device or upload large file to cloud. Wrap device in foil while file is still transmitting. Leave alone for remainder of estimated transmission time. If transmission completes or makes reasonable progress + does not error out, outgoing signal is not blocked.

Result: Aluminum foil does NOT block incoming OR outgoing signal.

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ElegantVelociraptor 8 points ago +8 / -0

How else would you suggest they fund themselves?

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ElegantVelociraptor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah, so you're suggesting that InfoWars are frauds, charlatans, and hoodwinkers?

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BidenHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who dares insult the world's humblest water filter merchant!? The man is a national treasure!

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ElegantVelociraptor 4 points ago +4 / -0

RIGHT!? I mean, if you don't like the products, then move along. But don't hate the hustle!

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PikesPeakOrBust 8 points ago +11 / -3

While your at it, get some homeopathic Aconite napellus 30C potency (30CK is the same thing). It's helpful in emotionally intense situations, such as with shock or fear, and it's good for treating any illness that comes on suddenly such as from sudden exposure to cold winds. It's safe, inexpensive, portable, and does not interfere with any medications.

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Hello_World 2 points ago +2 / -0

rānunculus = little frog

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

30C - 10^60 - on average, this would require giving two billion doses per second to six billion people for 4 billion years to deliver a single molecule of the original material to any patient.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeopathic_dilutions

Homeopathy is a crock of shit. You are just paying for a placebo.

James Randi DEBOONKED - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Z7KeNCi7g

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PikesPeakOrBust 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not going to get in an argument about this on here, but it's pretty shallow to reference Wikipedia and a YouTube video as your best sources; isn't this a place for independent thinkers? Just because you don't understand how it works doesn't mean it doesn't work.

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

There isn't even a single molecule of the compound in your "medicine". The burden is on YOU for making such extraordinary claims.

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basedsahm 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hello based homeopede! (Not to be confused with homeopede) Never dreamed there were any others than me! Agreed on the Aconite, may as well tell TD about the miracles of Arnica while you're at it.

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PikesPeakOrBust 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello! I'm sorry you never dreamed there were others; I know quite a few. It's actually growing in popularity and is a great way to decentralize medicine and disempower Big Pharma.

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Magamom2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Infowarsstore.com sells them for cell phones. I have several. https://www.infowarsstore.com/infowars-privacy-pouch

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MagaRick420 3 points ago +3 / -0

So with the phone in it, I'm assuming no cell signal or wifi signal can get through?

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Magamom2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Correct

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MagaRick420 1 point ago +2 / -1

So how would you use it daily, say to keep in contact with my wife while we're at work etc? Or best for people going to DC right now, better for me and the wife to have on hand just to be prepped?

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SHALL_NOT 1 point ago +1 / -0

You keep it in the bag until you need it or you don’t need the protection any more.

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sleepy_roger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tinfoil also works well. Get a box the size of your phone, wrap it put the phone in, cover the hole, done.

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brownguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

WE HAVE THE BEST NANAS, FOLKS, BELIEVE ME

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BidenHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks Gramms!

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Bildcat 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a great idea.

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Emperorvoid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top Kek based Gram!

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Gmelindag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you! We will rock! I think it’s going to be a blast!

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suburbanma4trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I strive to be a grandma like you some day pede.

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321C 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm partner in a cybersec agency, here's my discount code (these are the best in market) https://silent-pocket.com/discount/hideme

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for this! I need more!! I have 5 of them, and just discovered more things I need to protect! I knew I could count on you Pedes to step up with some links

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runonce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grandma said faggot! Love You Grandma.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek -- I'm a grandma, but not THAT OLD. KEK Love you too! I do wish I could go, but I'll be praying for all of you!

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FullAutoFlintlock 2 points ago +3 / -1

based grandma.

need a poolboy?

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

hmmmmm. kek... sure! 😊

I've still got game!

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FullAutoFlintlock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dream come true. I bet you do, MAGA GILFs are the best.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love you Grandma Fren <3

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pepefrentoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

There will be so many phones in such a small area in DC no one will have a signal. Don't plan on your phone being any use in DC anyway.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahhh good point pepefrentoo. And y'all still have to get there and back. Just thinking outside the box

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AgnesDomini 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burner phones, Pedes---BURNER PHONES. Tracfone, $20. Kroger, Dollar General, Walmart, etc.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

OOOH - Great Advice! I have a Dollar General nearby. I think I'll pick up a few just in case.

QUESTION - will a Faraday bag also hide ammo from prying X-rays and the like that the cops use these days? (Asking for a friend. 😁)

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Get-schlonged 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then watch it ring

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