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ModelMinority 225 points ago +225 / -0

Kwanzaa is a made up holiday that was founded in California in the 60's because a bunch of butthurt blackies wanted to have something whities can't celebrate. The end result is a mishmash of LSD-induced idiocy and appropriated pseudohistory masquerading as a faux-holiday that nobody other than BLM, Black terrorists, and God-less libtards celebrate.

I guess that means Pocahontas is gonna declare she's black in 2024 to get the idiot black vote that pushed Biden past the primaries.

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Haun_Solo0211 106 points ago +106 / -0

Wow. I just researched. I can’t believe the whole holiday is just made up bullshit with no history or handed down tradition behind it.

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boxmakingmachines 88 points ago +88 / -0

There's an article floating around somewhere proving that 'Festivus' (the semi-fictional holiday celebrated by Frank Costanza on Seinfeld) is actually older than Kwanzaa.

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Numaeus 54 points ago +54 / -0

Makes way more sense than Kwanzaa, too.

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Magastein143 32 points ago +32 / -0

And many more people have celebrated Festivus

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 15 points ago +15 / -0

Its multi racial as well.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 20 points ago +20 / -0

Airing of grievances is something all humans can relate to.

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Boof_Bro 4 points ago +4 / -0

I personally enjoy having a holiday to showcase my feats of strength.

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Magastein143 11 points ago +11 / -0

And it has distinguishable traditions

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NostalgicFuturist 4 points ago +4 / -0

And yet there is a similarity between the two. The most cherished tradition associated with both holidays is the ritual Airing of Grievances. The Airing begins with the proclamation: "I gotta lot o' problems with you people!" With Festivus the litany of grudges is generally confined to family members. With Kwanzaa it is directed against all white people who ever lived anywhere on earth, but especially in America. It culminates in a devout prayer for their extermination.

As for the Muhammad of Kwanzaa, the Prophet Maulana Karenga, he was a Visionary (aka paranoid-schizophrenic), a Martyr and Political Prisoner (i.e., served time for kidnapping and sexual assault), as well as a strict but fair Disciplinarian (i.e., tortured women with soldering irons).

https://greatamericanpolitics.com/2020/12/the-kwanzaa-scam-a-holiday-created-by-a-criminal-and-abuser/

Oh, yes, he is also a Scholar and Sage honored for his achievements with a professorship at a California university.

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like how you wrote that last paragraph as though it were an unexpected outcome given everything that preceded it.

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KingSweyn 34 points ago +34 / -0

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maulana_Karenga

The guy who made it up also spent ten years in prison for kidnapping and torturing two women.

He's a communist psychopath with a hankerin' for white genocide. Wishing people a Happy Kwanzaa is "virtue" signalling for critical race theory and white genocide. It's not a real holiday. It's the announcement of enmity.

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TheCandorist 15 points ago +15 / -0

What do you ever mean? Cameltoe Harris told me she was celebrating it since she was a kid!

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KingSweyn 15 points ago +15 / -0

It was invented two years before she was born. She's lying.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol. Like when Hillary claimed she was named after the guy that climbed Mount Everest. Or when Biden said he was raised in the black church.

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thisguy883 5 points ago +5 / -0

The same time she was smoking weed and listening to tupac.

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SgtSaltSpreader 1 point ago +1 / -0

When that bitch was in college 2Pac was still a back up dancer for Digital Underground.

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halcyondream 33 points ago +33 / -0

She got a cushy Harvard job by claiming she was Amerindian LOL (and therefore a "Woman of Color")

Man it's funny

So much white privilege going around that white people are foregoing their whiteness to pretend to be other ethnicities to reap the supposed lack of benefits

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NerBolanski 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whites should be proud of themselves and we should make pots to improve the self-esteem of lots of them.

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Numaeus 6 points ago +6 / -0

She is a woman of color. White is a color.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cue alec baldwins old lady.

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FuckTheOtherSide 8 points ago +8 / -0

1/1024... 1/256... What are these people robots or something?

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climatestatis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let's say you have one indian parent and one white, you could say you are 1/2 indian. If you reproduce with a 0% indian person your children will be 1/4 indian, if they reproduce with other 0% indian people their children will be 1/8th indian. These powers of 2 mean you can work back to Pochahontas's 1/1024th as being the result of one indian 10 generations ago and none since.

Any combination of the reciprocals of powers of 2 are possible. You will never for example find someone who is exactly 1/3rd of anything (or any other prime number). You could get close by for example having a 1/2 indian reproduce with someone who is 1/4 indian (resulting in 37.5% indian), and that child reproduces with someone who is 1/4 indian, resulting in someone who is 31.25% indian. With enough generations of different backgrounds you can approximate any %, but it will always involve the number 2.

So we're all robots in some sense.

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FuckTheOtherSide 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol I know I was actually doing the math while I wrote that. Just thought it was funny that they're using numbers commonly used in computing.

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well it takes 2 baby.

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CrocodileBeers 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah it’s sad that in their quest to reclaim their stolen heritage they basically just made up some stories and traditions. It reminds me of a similar route they took with names. Then they wonder why they can’t get hired with the dumb completely not African bastardized Anglo names they made up.

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

When my mom worked for the state approving people's request for food stamps, she would get all sorts of crazy names come across her desk.

One that stood out was ABCD.

Pronounced "A-bas-si-dy".

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CrypticSquid 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm a second gen Nigerian born in Canada. My dad grew up Muslim and converted to Christianity at 14, my mom grew up in a Christian home. However, if you go back a few generations, both of my parents families wouldve been worshipping pagan gods, with Ifa being worshipped on my dads side, and Sango on my mom's.

Though Christ is king, any black who attempts to "reclaim their heritage," would be more historically accurate going back to oldschool African polytheism, not Islam like Muhammad Ali suggested, and not Kwanzaa either.

Either way, I wish more African Americans knew that Christianity is not "the white man's religion." Even though it was introduced by white missionaries, it was born in the middle east.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ethiopia converted to Christianity probably before Northern Europe did. And North Africa was Christian until the Moslems conquered them.

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Doggfaceponysoldier 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice synopsis. Wish there was a poetic way to include the torture / false imprisonment thing in there.

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EchoLight 22 points ago +22 / -0

Wow, I just looked it up. Ethiopia had an Orthodox Christian monarchy (ruled by the House of Solomon, which claims lineage from King Solomon and Queen Sheba) and was once known as the Ethiopian Empire, right up until the deposition of Emperor Haile Selassie I by "the Derg" in a 1974 coup.

And the Derg? Pro-Soviet Marxist-Leninist junta.

Edit Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_Empire

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now do Iran

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675-EVIL 4 points ago +4 / -0

Muslims are now the minority in Iran, no kidding

https://iranintl.com/en/iran/iranians-have-lost-their-faith-according-survey

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Prussian_Pepe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yes, when they were surrounded by Muslim invaders (despite attempting to get along with them for centuries) a Portuguese trade ship "happened" to crash on their shores. Realized they were fellow Christians and gave them guns. Ethiopia held out against the Muslim invasions and remained a christian country (although the Muslims did eat away at it's outer border and port/sea access over the centuries).

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BillBarrsLastBucket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lots of Jews too

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hiddensfinger 17 points ago +18 / -1

And the chinese

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Fenianlad 7 points ago +7 / -0

We could only wish to be so savage

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flashersenpai 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK let the chinese give it a go, maybe they'll try for the middle east next

Enjoy!

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LeewardRights 10 points ago +10 / -0

Much of Africa - at least the Christian areas I’m aware of - puts the highest value on people and family, having large families, mentoring and investing heavily in each other, family education, business etc. Being alone without family, but with lots of things would be seen as a poverty. An American leftest would look at that and say they needed to kill off their babies so they could get more belongings, be perverted, whore around and die alone and angry, like them.

If Africa can get out from under the thumb of China and Islamists, they will add a tremendous amount to the culture of life and family in the world.

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remember1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

There's hope (look into Ethiopia) but it's an uphill battle, they are surrounded by moslems and marxists

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's hope (look into Ethiopia) but it's an uphill battle, they are surrounded by moslems and marxists

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ravioli_king 47 points ago +50 / -3

I'm a black atheist in a black atheist family and we all celebrate Christmas. It's fun giving gifts. It's fun looking at Christmas lights. It's fun shopping for stuff like a scavenger hunt. If the birth of baby Jesus brings us all this wonderful feeling for an entire month, I'm a believer too. In America do as the Americans do.

I didn't know what Kwanza is until the Coolio episode of Futurama.

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Forbidden_outcast 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lol

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Tucso 39 points ago +40 / -1

Africa is mostly Christian In the south. Congo and below is Christian. I know, I lived there

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We_Ahdababy_Eatsaboy 23 points ago +23 / -0

Based Nigerians walk with Christ.

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Tucso 16 points ago +16 / -0

Chechawa, tonga, Swahili, most walk with Christ. I haven’t been north, but I’m certain up there many walk with Christ too

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CrypticSquid 1 point ago +2 / -1

Naijas be wilder than the 6th of January😱😂😱😂😱😂

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675-EVIL 2 points ago +2 / -0

South Sudan is majority Christian too.

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Doggfaceponysoldier 9 points ago +9 / -0

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for this comment.

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NerBolanski 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Nigerians who mostly like Trump are Igbos. Lot of them are sympathetic to Nationalist movements in europe.

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electricboogaloo 26 points ago +26 / -0

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CovidIsFakeFakeFake 24 points ago +24 / -0

Kwanza is just another variant of covid, which is fake.

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67Vert 18 points ago +18 / -0

Maulana Karenga created Kwanzaa in 1966 as a specifically African-American holiday. It was meant to be an alternative to Christmas. He believed Jesus was psychotic and Christianity was a "White" religion that Black people should shun.

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also, he was a criminal. Pretty sure he was a wife-beater.

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DeplorableRaine28 15 points ago +17 / -2

Jesus is the way

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TwitterIsTrash 10 points ago +10 / -0

These idiots always forget that a huge majority of Africans are Christian.

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remember1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kwanzaa is a fake bullshit holiday invented by a criminal to appease to urban blacks and sow racial divisions because whitey is bad

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SpezLovesHisBull 8 points ago +8 / -0

Obianuju is wondering which Native American tribe celebrates Kwanzaa

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Po0P_doLLa 8 points ago +8 / -0

So cringy when these sacks of shit try to pander

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pokeman 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, bigfoot

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JimmyR 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kwanzaa is not a thing.

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Friend_of_John_Galt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Elizabeth Warren is a cultural idiot for sure

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Rerun1Central 6 points ago +6 / -0

Im an Indian too

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maga_sword 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fun fact: there are just as many Lutherans (or possibly more) in Tanzania than in all of the US.

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CannonballJunior 3 points ago +3 / -0

And there are more Anglicans in Nigeria than in England.

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BasedYooper 1 point ago +1 / -0

My sister church is in Tanzania fren :)

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S0yboybetacuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck. A quick peek at this woman’s Twitter and it makes me ashamed of being a bit racist. She seems like a fine human being. Merry Christmas to her and I hope we can unite with like minded individuals like her to bring down the real enemy. Remember, who is it that’s shaking the jar?

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NerBolanski 0 points ago +1 / -1

Being a bit racist might help you.being an asshole won’t help you.

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LeewardRights 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obianuju Ekeocha is a tireless fighter for pro-life and against Bill Gates and others trying to force their morally corrupt neo-imperialist Godless leftist dogma on African families. The left are the biggest cultural imperialists going, and she calls them on the BS. She is well published with books and video. Good for giving any leftest family/friends a peek into what africans really think about their precious “woke” aid.

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LeewardRights 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the tip - will take a look!

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LostMyAccount 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the difference. That's a real African, not an African American. They didn't send their best.

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M16AndACanOfBeans 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let me just say I have worked with a lot of Africans. Real Africans, not blacks. Literally never met one who celebrates Kwanzaa. If anything they are overwhelmingly Christian/areligious. If anything, they tend to be Evangelical.

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WhiteTrashJesus 4 points ago +5 / -1

She most certainly ain’t black

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Itsme622 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ve never known a single person that celebrates Kwanzaa. Ever.

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kwanzaa is socialism dressed up with Swahili words.

Obianuju is an amazing woman. She's a strong pro-life advocate, outspoken, joyful, and fearless!

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything about E Warren is fake, so obviously she would have a fake holiday too.

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jetjetjet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha

Merry Christmas Obianuju

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HatnNewLognReqs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did anyone else read Obianuju's response in an Angry Kenyan tone? Just me then...

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Someonewhosaw 3 points ago +3 / -0

The stupid is mind boggling. They believe thier own bullshit.

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TrumpLovesPussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

wakanda forever

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DirtyWilly 3 points ago +3 / -0

laughs in Christmas spirit

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pingpongdingdong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kwanza would be like liberal worshipping Asians created an alternative to Christmas for Asians called Ching Chong Day. It’s fucking retarded and anybody that celebrates or acknowledges it is retarded.

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KurtTingles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back on the Trail of Tears she goes!

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SADF 2 points ago +2 / -0

KWANZAA WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!

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Cinocynic 2 points ago +2 / -0

'Happy kwanzaa" is a dogwhistle for black supremacists

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SandW40 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good Golly! Someone please upvote this so that we're not stuck on 666.

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paramour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kwanzaa is a made up thing. It never even existed back in the day when I was a kid. We're talking 1950s. Just sayin'...

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wolfsettler 2 points ago +2 / -0

African AMERICAN Liberals: Egypt and Israel are on the African continent, so that means I am decended from them (even though it's not the same area or people.)

Aslo them: I refuse to celebrate a white religon, god and his son Jesus Christ (ignoring the fact that he literally came from the areas that they take credit for.) So I'll celebrate this TRUE historical African holiday Kwanza! (Ignoring the fact that it was made in America by a dangerous criminal in the 60s-70s)

REAL Africans: cool story bruh, I celebrate Christmas and Jesus.

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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bolonaro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lefties are rewriting history and turning into clown world. Just because every left is so intellectually weak that they can’t see it’s al fake

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was a video Cummula made where she talked about celebrating kwanzaa with her sister back when they were children, and how it's a special holiday for them.

The dumb bitch submitted pictures of her and her sister as kids before this speech and it shows them in front of a Christmas tree with the caption of them enjoying Christmas morning.

I can't stand how much that bitch lies. She is worse than Hillary with the bullshit. At least she didn't have people killed, or bombed a fucking federal building with documents leading to her indictment. That we know of.

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