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ModelMinority 225 points ago +225 / -0

Kwanzaa is a made up holiday that was founded in California in the 60's because a bunch of butthurt blackies wanted to have something whities can't celebrate. The end result is a mishmash of LSD-induced idiocy and appropriated pseudohistory masquerading as a faux-holiday that nobody other than BLM, Black terrorists, and God-less libtards celebrate.

I guess that means Pocahontas is gonna declare she's black in 2024 to get the idiot black vote that pushed Biden past the primaries.

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Haun_Solo0211 106 points ago +106 / -0

Wow. I just researched. I can’t believe the whole holiday is just made up bullshit with no history or handed down tradition behind it.

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boxmakingmachines 88 points ago +88 / -0

There's an article floating around somewhere proving that 'Festivus' (the semi-fictional holiday celebrated by Frank Costanza on Seinfeld) is actually older than Kwanzaa.

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Numaeus 54 points ago +54 / -0

Makes way more sense than Kwanzaa, too.

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Magastein143 32 points ago +32 / -0

And many more people have celebrated Festivus

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NostalgicFuturist 4 points ago +4 / -0

And yet there is a similarity between the two. The most cherished tradition associated with both holidays is the ritual Airing of Grievances. The Airing begins with the proclamation: "I gotta lot o' problems with you people!" With Festivus the litany of grudges is generally confined to family members. With Kwanzaa it is directed against all white people who ever lived anywhere on earth, but especially in America. It culminates in a devout prayer for their extermination.

As for the Muhammad of Kwanzaa, the Prophet Maulana Karenga, he was a Visionary (aka paranoid-schizophrenic), a Martyr and Political Prisoner (i.e., served time for kidnapping and sexual assault), as well as a strict but fair Disciplinarian (i.e., tortured women with soldering irons).

https://greatamericanpolitics.com/2020/12/the-kwanzaa-scam-a-holiday-created-by-a-criminal-and-abuser/

Oh, yes, he is also a Scholar and Sage honored for his achievements with a professorship at a California university.

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KingSweyn 34 points ago +34 / -0

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maulana_Karenga

The guy who made it up also spent ten years in prison for kidnapping and torturing two women.

He's a communist psychopath with a hankerin' for white genocide. Wishing people a Happy Kwanzaa is "virtue" signalling for critical race theory and white genocide. It's not a real holiday. It's the announcement of enmity.

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TheCandorist 15 points ago +15 / -0

What do you ever mean? Cameltoe Harris told me she was celebrating it since she was a kid!

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KingSweyn 15 points ago +15 / -0

It was invented two years before she was born. She's lying.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol. Like when Hillary claimed she was named after the guy that climbed Mount Everest. Or when Biden said he was raised in the black church.

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thisguy883 5 points ago +5 / -0

The same time she was smoking weed and listening to tupac.

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SgtSaltSpreader 1 point ago +1 / -0

When that bitch was in college 2Pac was still a back up dancer for Digital Underground.

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halcyondream 33 points ago +33 / -0

She got a cushy Harvard job by claiming she was Amerindian LOL (and therefore a "Woman of Color")

Man it's funny

So much white privilege going around that white people are foregoing their whiteness to pretend to be other ethnicities to reap the supposed lack of benefits

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NerBolanski 8 points ago +8 / -0

Whites should be proud of themselves and we should make pots to improve the self-esteem of lots of them.

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Numaeus 6 points ago +6 / -0

She is a woman of color. White is a color.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cue alec baldwins old lady.

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FuckTheOtherSide 8 points ago +8 / -0

1/1024... 1/256... What are these people robots or something?

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climatestatis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let's say you have one indian parent and one white, you could say you are 1/2 indian. If you reproduce with a 0% indian person your children will be 1/4 indian, if they reproduce with other 0% indian people their children will be 1/8th indian. These powers of 2 mean you can work back to Pochahontas's 1/1024th as being the result of one indian 10 generations ago and none since.

Any combination of the reciprocals of powers of 2 are possible. You will never for example find someone who is exactly 1/3rd of anything (or any other prime number). You could get close by for example having a 1/2 indian reproduce with someone who is 1/4 indian (resulting in 37.5% indian), and that child reproduces with someone who is 1/4 indian, resulting in someone who is 31.25% indian. With enough generations of different backgrounds you can approximate any %, but it will always involve the number 2.

So we're all robots in some sense.

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FuckTheOtherSide 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol I know I was actually doing the math while I wrote that. Just thought it was funny that they're using numbers commonly used in computing.

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well it takes 2 baby.

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CrocodileBeers 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah it’s sad that in their quest to reclaim their stolen heritage they basically just made up some stories and traditions. It reminds me of a similar route they took with names. Then they wonder why they can’t get hired with the dumb completely not African bastardized Anglo names they made up.

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

When my mom worked for the state approving people's request for food stamps, she would get all sorts of crazy names come across her desk.

One that stood out was ABCD.

Pronounced "A-bas-si-dy".

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CrypticSquid 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm a second gen Nigerian born in Canada. My dad grew up Muslim and converted to Christianity at 14, my mom grew up in a Christian home. However, if you go back a few generations, both of my parents families wouldve been worshipping pagan gods, with Ifa being worshipped on my dads side, and Sango on my mom's.

Though Christ is king, any black who attempts to "reclaim their heritage," would be more historically accurate going back to oldschool African polytheism, not Islam like Muhammad Ali suggested, and not Kwanzaa either.

Either way, I wish more African Americans knew that Christianity is not "the white man's religion." Even though it was introduced by white missionaries, it was born in the middle east.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ethiopia converted to Christianity probably before Northern Europe did. And North Africa was Christian until the Moslems conquered them.

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Doggfaceponysoldier 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice synopsis. Wish there was a poetic way to include the torture / false imprisonment thing in there.