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DobyCrotchtangle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chris Christie is so fat he looks at the KFC menu and says, "Okay."

On that note, that gif of him dancing (?) in the high waisted pants (??) is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

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Test_user21 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chris Christie is so fat, when people wanna talk about him behind his back, they better have at least half a tank of gas

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TwitterIsTrash 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for making me burst into hysterical laughter for like 30 straight seconds. I really needed that.

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shadypollster 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Based_in_Space 1 point ago +1 / -0

What were McGreevey’s and Corzine’s exit numbers? And I thought they embarrassed NJ. Now another embarrassment

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

One-digit midget. He thinks if he takes a big enough shit on Trump, it means he'll be popular and can run for president.

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makemyday007 10 points ago +10 / -0

This guy single handedly proved Covid is a big fat lie. If this tub of whale blubber can survive Covid, I think the rest of us are safe.

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leroynumber3 9 points ago +9 / -0

He does serve one purpose. Proves that a fat piece of shit with comorbidities can survive the wuhan flu. Little else tho.

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brutustyberius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get in my belly!

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1dm84 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who the fuck cares what this guy has to say. He was a failure as a Governor and a joke of a human.

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Dreamdemon 6 points ago +6 / -0

POS look like a deformed Blueberry. Always knew he was corrupt. One of my first and last Tweets was about him. That gay Asian guy from star trek cam after me LMAO. Burnt that phone later that evening.

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shadypollster 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is possible the mods took credit for fixing the site when simply all they did was erase 2 of his pictures.

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catchlightning 5 points ago +5 / -0

LARDassLARDass

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ltpayne 3 points ago +3 / -0

FUKIN LARDASS SLITHERING SHADOW-RUNNING ANTI-TRUMPER BLOWBAMA-HUGGER ASSHOLE! DOWN WITH THIS FUCKING CUCK - KICK HIS ASS OUT (GET ABOUT 3 MOFOS TO MAKE IT WORK FOR ALL THAT FAT ASS)

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Big_Plains_Junction 1 point ago +1 / -0

upvote for the adjectives

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PapaPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was never on it. He just pretended to be for awhile because he thought he could get a cabinet position. Just like Romney pretended to be.

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TwitterIsTrash 3 points ago +3 / -0

He didn’t jump off. He fell after being kicked off like the useless lard he is

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1776grandma 3 points ago +3 / -0

He loved hugging Obama

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Numpties 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sumo: Pritzker vs. Christie

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Big_Plains_Junction 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oompa Loompa all grown up

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HamoodHabibi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fat fuck

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Scutigera_coleoptrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hippo RINO

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BrrrWellDamnAye 2 points ago +2 / -0

What an ego this degenerate has. Can’t control his own weight but thinks he can run a country?

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miatamadness 2 points ago +2 / -0

376 meatballs a day

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SheDoc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coronary in 3, 2, 1...

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BrotherAshanti22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Christie always straddled the fence.

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FiDollaMilkshake 6 points ago +6 / -0

And then the fence collapsed...

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overblod 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is a known weasel... If anyone was counting on this blob that it's their own fault

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BigIslandFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m going to run... I mean walk... I mean hobble... I mean crawl... I mean ride my scooter chair for president.

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WanderingStar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Christie is so fat he could turn over Hank Johnson's isle of Guam.

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Trump_is_GEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

How the fuck does someone get so far? Honest question.

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geebeext 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was never on it

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AmericanRaised 0 points ago +0 / -0

Looks like he is about 1 kfc meal to reaching the promise land!