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Easter_Bunny 74 points ago +74 / -0

Imagine getting Chris Christie up there.

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Prader 24 points ago +26 / -2

Ironic.

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Buce-Nudo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's have him sumo wrestle Stacy Abrams to the death in front of the Lincoln Memorial.

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4Godand4Country 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe hawking had a chapter on the 'Abrams equation'

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Junionthepipeline 4 points ago +4 / -0

So a win either way

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TrumpLovesPussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

they'd both be winded in 15 seconds

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4Godand4Country 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hydraulics baby. No problem. Look at what islam does..

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iSignedUpForThis 2 points ago +2 / -0

And helicopters are strong but, I mean, they're not that strong.

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Christie would get the long drop decap like good ole' Black Jack Ketchum.

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reinforce it with steel and it would still break.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Feed the fat fuck to a shark.

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Choppah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now that's one way of reusing that energy!