Think I'm going to put a row of 2x4x8's in my truck with tarps, just for starters, under straw bedding and sleep mats, etc. Help for temp. lean-to's, wind break, women's pee privacy.
We need a song too. Like there was Yankee Doodle, Johnny comes marching home, we really need a song. Something that kids will sing in music class in 80 years and then freak out when they get older and realize it was the song they sang while building gallows in 2021
I am in favor of mounting a siege on DC. Get a good gridlock going on the beltway, and the resulting traffic jam could take a long time to clear out. But that should be saved for after the main event, trap all the leftists in.
Heck, even lots of cars can traffic jam. Here in Tucson, the lights are timed downtown. Get 5 or 6 cars coordinating to go just under the timing limit, and you get a nice traffic jam in short order. Get a convenient breakdown on a freeway exit ramp, and things get interesting fast also since most of our exit ramps are single lane.
Lots of non obvious ways to disable a vehicle once you have it stopped and the hood up.
Oh, I agree. I would love to see truckers in on the fun if not actually starting the fun.
I mean, my son was a long haul trucker for a while. He never got penalized when he got stuck in gridlock on a run. But, if they started the gridlock, then they could get in big trouble.
If a person or group wanted to cause east coast mayhem, the best way to do it would be such that nobody could prove that it was a conspiracy. You can create a lot of hassles for people with some careful thought and planning that do not cause people to get in serious trouble.
Yep, I would think so. I hope many people in that part of the world decide to Make Traffic Jams Great Again. It may happen naturally if enough people elect to drive to DC rather than fly and they delay too long.
This is something that would also work elsewhere, like other state capitols on The Day for those who can't make DC.
Yep. Very handy for people who want to get into an area. While the traffic jam is highly inconvenient for those who want to get food and supplies into an area, other than those who carry their own with them of course.
Make it a big one and don't talk to press about it at all. No one can arrest you for doing a little carpentry.
I think when we get there we need to make our own little autonomous zone right outside Congress. They think they can wait us out. I'll stay there till the 21st if I have to. They think we won't really do anything. I for one am going there to fight for Trump.
Emphasis on fight. I'm done worrying about optics. I'm done worrying about cops. I'm done.
HOHOHO - what a great idea - fuck with them a bit.
Best part is, if shit goes down, no one's saying "man i wish we had a gallows."
Right - plan ahead I always say.
DEAR DIARY...
Were taking the stage
The inauguration stage is being built already, no? Daddy probably laid a foundation...
It's just my flag pole sir.
With garage pull-ropes.
location, location, location.....so, in front of congress or the supreme court?
Congress
Right between them- they are right next to each other.
Why not both?!?
No for real
Yes for real plz
MAGA- MAKE AMERICAN GALLOWS AGAIN
Think I'm going to put a row of 2x4x8's in my truck with tarps, just for starters, under straw bedding and sleep mats, etc. Help for temp. lean-to's, wind break, women's pee privacy.
I like the idea of a war fought with women's pee privacy assured. It sounds so... civilized.
Can we build so many it says 1776 from a ariel view?!!!
Yes that is approved
Splendid!
I think you meant "aerial" unless you're a big The Littler Mermaid fan? 🤣
From space
Woodchipper with "FEET FIRST" painted on the loading chute!
This made me laugh. Thank you
Sad dam entered the chat.
Put some “made in the USA” banners on the side too please.
We need a song too. Like there was Yankee Doodle, Johnny comes marching home, we really need a song. Something that kids will sing in music class in 80 years and then freak out when they get older and realize it was the song they sang while building gallows in 2021
We're not using French songs!
A friend's grandfather was in the trenches in the Great War, and said the French infantry were the bravest men he ever saw.
There's a reason the Lafayette Escadrille was a thing.
How about a guillotine?
As long as we rename it to something that's not using stupid French spelling. Like the Commie Chopper. Its nice to have the function in the name.
Battle hymn of the republic.
We need our own, not taking old ones guys...though the hymn is a beaut
Oh I have suggestions...
Sgt. D is coming and you're on his list!
You don't wanna be on his list
OR even more appro, United Forces!
United Forces!!
They built a real one and carried it around Richmond in January. The worst part was that it went untested.
Antifa make good test dummies.
First and last time they ever held a useful job for America.
Drop in in a few days early somewhere it won't stand out.
maybe just bring in a cherry-picker?
One 2x4x8' PT weights around 11 lbs. wet, as most are.
I’m a carpenter pede bringing DeWalt cordless tools lumber and sheet metal!
There's a lot of oak trees. Though I'd leave nooses out of it as the media likes to portray public displays of them as racist.
Just build a guillotine. You can attach it to a trailer with a drop down on the uprights. Drive it in and set it up quickly.
Trebuchet?
I am in favor of mounting a siege on DC. Get a good gridlock going on the beltway, and the resulting traffic jam could take a long time to clear out. But that should be saved for after the main event, trap all the leftists in.
They'd get hungry pretty damned quick.
Heck, even lots of cars can traffic jam. Here in Tucson, the lights are timed downtown. Get 5 or 6 cars coordinating to go just under the timing limit, and you get a nice traffic jam in short order. Get a convenient breakdown on a freeway exit ramp, and things get interesting fast also since most of our exit ramps are single lane.
Lots of non obvious ways to disable a vehicle once you have it stopped and the hood up.
Oh, I agree. I would love to see truckers in on the fun if not actually starting the fun.
I mean, my son was a long haul trucker for a while. He never got penalized when he got stuck in gridlock on a run. But, if they started the gridlock, then they could get in big trouble.
If a person or group wanted to cause east coast mayhem, the best way to do it would be such that nobody could prove that it was a conspiracy. You can create a lot of hassles for people with some careful thought and planning that do not cause people to get in serious trouble.
Turn 95 into one long parking lot. It will paralyze DC and NYC (beltway and GWB), potentially Baltimore and Philly as well.
Yep, I would think so. I hope many people in that part of the world decide to Make Traffic Jams Great Again. It may happen naturally if enough people elect to drive to DC rather than fly and they delay too long.
This is something that would also work elsewhere, like other state capitols on The Day for those who can't make DC.
It's possible to walk right past a traffic jam.
Yep. Very handy for people who want to get into an area. While the traffic jam is highly inconvenient for those who want to get food and supplies into an area, other than those who carry their own with them of course.
The symbolism is epic - do it
And the utility
Electric chair.
With not quite well seated contacts and slightly under effective voltage.
Then, a voting process to decide who gets what....
Also porta potty..thx.
They even make toilet seats for 5 gallon buckets. Fancy!
commencing Operation Chimpout
You'd rather have a gallows and not need it than need it and not have one
One Board One Nail One Hammer---Sounds like a George Thorogood song!!!
An 18-wheeler flatbed with several. We're going to need more than one...
The traffic would part like the Red Sea to get an 18-wheeler of gallows to the front line!
Make a sign that says "whites only" and nail it to the gallows. Double or nothing says it would trend on twitter before they got the joke
And Trebuchets!
Fuck it. Bring in the car crushers and metal shredders.
Killdozers as well.
With verve and extended HP
Put up 3-4 nooses and put a sign on it saying, "FBI, here are a few nooses you can investigate."
Loop some around the voting machines while one's at it.
Gallows, guillotine, breaking wheels
Whatever tickles your pickle
The VA PATRIOTS brought a guillotine to Lobby Day last year.
BRING THE GUILLOTINE
Guillotines
Start off dressed like Antifa so they support you while it is being built.
Once done, MAGA all the way baby!
maybe a mysteriously appearing pile of construction materials delivered right at the convenient spot???
Make hanging racially nuetral again!
Consider what their reaction was to a small boy biting a poptart into the shape of a gun. They'd lose their minds.
Bring Jack hammers and Floridians grab a couple gators and build a moat in DC
Big dry erase board. Play hangman with Frens for fun.
We can try to guess all of the ways they betrayed the country. Jokes on them how it ends either way.
I will contribute
Schiff’s reaction would be even more epic!
A platform with trap doors and rope?
Guillotine would be great too! Plus, it can be used for slicing watermelon between beheadings!
Ew...I got some politician in my melon slice.
You could make ti 1/20th scale with pastel colors and they'd still freak out.
This is Spinal Tap
Is that a noose?! (1/20)
The FBI would be jerking off to all the nooses.
They should come out and see it in person.
Fuck the media reaction, send large teams to bring the traitors out of the buildings and use the thing :-)
What..? No chop-chop block..?
I wanted a chop-chop block..
Now that would be a sight to behold! A full-fledged gallows upon the streets of DC... I'd frame a picture of that and hang it up proudly.
Wow, just wow. Thanks for the pick me up!
That would be amazing!! I'll lend a hand in building!
And a trebuchet to launch the severed heads!
Put some lockable casters on it and wheel it all around town
Please someone fucking do it
Call Home Depot and get an order setup for the material to be delivered at the capital building on Jan 6th at noon.
Excellent suggestion. Then hang a few pols in effigy. Would be great practice.
Make it a big one and don't talk to press about it at all. No one can arrest you for doing a little carpentry.
I think when we get there we need to make our own little autonomous zone right outside Congress. They think they can wait us out. I'll stay there till the 21st if I have to. They think we won't really do anything. I for one am going there to fight for Trump.
Emphasis on fight. I'm done worrying about optics. I'm done worrying about cops. I'm done.