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Mona1950 104 points ago +104 / -0

HOHOHO - what a great idea - fuck with them a bit.

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eddieblasphemy [S] 114 points ago +114 / -0

Best part is, if shit goes down, no one's saying "man i wish we had a gallows."

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Mona1950 48 points ago +48 / -0

Right - plan ahead I always say.

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Trump9001 5 points ago +5 / -0

DEAR DIARY...

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Rogerdoger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Were taking the stage

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

The inauguration stage is being built already, no? Daddy probably laid a foundation...

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Pickinpox 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's just my flag pole sir.

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Thwok 5 points ago +5 / -0

With garage pull-ropes.

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snuggs316 24 points ago +24 / -0

location, location, location.....so, in front of congress or the supreme court?

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RaymondBPanelli 23 points ago +23 / -0

Congress

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Thep1mp 14 points ago +14 / -0

Right between them- they are right next to each other.

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 14 points ago +14 / -0

Why not both?!?

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Rogerdoger 12 points ago +12 / -0

No for real

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Thecryptoclub 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes for real plz

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lurker247 10 points ago +10 / -0

MAGA- MAKE AMERICAN GALLOWS AGAIN

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A_Little_White_Duck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Think I'm going to put a row of 2x4x8's in my truck with tarps, just for starters, under straw bedding and sleep mats, etc. Help for temp. lean-to's, wind break, women's pee privacy.

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HocusLocus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like the idea of a war fought with women's pee privacy assured. It sounds so... civilized.

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BanMySteakKnives 58 points ago +58 / -0

Can we build so many it says 1776 from a ariel view?!!!

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eddieblasphemy [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

Yes that is approved

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Cavetoad_1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Splendid!

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iSignedUpForThis 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think you meant "aerial" unless you're a big The Littler Mermaid fan? 🤣

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blacksmith21 4 points ago +4 / -0

From space

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TheJake 43 points ago +43 / -0

Woodchipper with "FEET FIRST" painted on the loading chute!

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passivedouble2 13 points ago +13 / -0

This made me laugh. Thank you

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K-Harbour -1 points ago +1 / -2

Sad dam entered the chat.

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leroynumber3 35 points ago +35 / -0

Put some “made in the USA” banners on the side too please.

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Gesirisi 29 points ago +29 / -0

We need a song too. Like there was Yankee Doodle, Johnny comes marching home, we really need a song. Something that kids will sing in music class in 80 years and then freak out when they get older and realize it was the song they sang while building gallows in 2021

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PROBE 3 points ago +4 / -1

We're not using French songs!

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RallyinStJohnsWood 2 points ago +2 / -0

A friend's grandfather was in the trenches in the Great War, and said the French infantry were the bravest men he ever saw.

There's a reason the Lafayette Escadrille was a thing.

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King_Boobus_Toobus 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about a guillotine?

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PROBE 0 points ago +0 / -0

As long as we rename it to something that's not using stupid French spelling. Like the Commie Chopper. Its nice to have the function in the name.

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Thecryptoclub 7 points ago +7 / -0

Battle hymn of the republic.

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Gesirisi 6 points ago +7 / -1

We need our own, not taking old ones guys...though the hymn is a beaut

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Cavetoad_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I have suggestions...

Sgt. D is coming and you're on his list!

You don't wanna be on his list

OR even more appro, United Forces!

United Forces!!

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BillionsAndBillions 14 points ago +14 / -0

They built a real one and carried it around Richmond in January. The worst part was that it went untested.

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Sirbigusdickus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Antifa make good test dummies.

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PROBE 4 points ago +4 / -0

First and last time they ever held a useful job for America.

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zooty 7 points ago +7 / -0

Drop in in a few days early somewhere it won't stand out.

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splink 6 points ago +6 / -0

maybe just bring in a cherry-picker?

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A_Little_White_Duck 1 point ago +1 / -0

One 2x4x8' PT weights around 11 lbs. wet, as most are.

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GreatHumungous 22 points ago +22 / -0

I’m a carpenter pede bringing DeWalt cordless tools lumber and sheet metal!

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Bogey 21 points ago +21 / -0

There's a lot of oak trees. Though I'd leave nooses out of it as the media likes to portray public displays of them as racist.

Just build a guillotine. You can attach it to a trailer with a drop down on the uprights. Drive it in and set it up quickly.

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TrumpAndGodWin 15 points ago +15 / -0

Trebuchet?

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Serioussurfaholic 18 points ago +18 / -0

I am in favor of mounting a siege on DC. Get a good gridlock going on the beltway, and the resulting traffic jam could take a long time to clear out. But that should be saved for after the main event, trap all the leftists in.

They'd get hungry pretty damned quick.

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Serioussurfaholic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Heck, even lots of cars can traffic jam. Here in Tucson, the lights are timed downtown. Get 5 or 6 cars coordinating to go just under the timing limit, and you get a nice traffic jam in short order. Get a convenient breakdown on a freeway exit ramp, and things get interesting fast also since most of our exit ramps are single lane.

Lots of non obvious ways to disable a vehicle once you have it stopped and the hood up.

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Serioussurfaholic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, I agree. I would love to see truckers in on the fun if not actually starting the fun.

I mean, my son was a long haul trucker for a while. He never got penalized when he got stuck in gridlock on a run. But, if they started the gridlock, then they could get in big trouble.

If a person or group wanted to cause east coast mayhem, the best way to do it would be such that nobody could prove that it was a conspiracy. You can create a lot of hassles for people with some careful thought and planning that do not cause people to get in serious trouble.

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rn10950 4 points ago +4 / -0

Turn 95 into one long parking lot. It will paralyze DC and NYC (beltway and GWB), potentially Baltimore and Philly as well.

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Serioussurfaholic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, I would think so. I hope many people in that part of the world decide to Make Traffic Jams Great Again. It may happen naturally if enough people elect to drive to DC rather than fly and they delay too long.

This is something that would also work elsewhere, like other state capitols on The Day for those who can't make DC.

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RallyinStJohnsWood 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's possible to walk right past a traffic jam.

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Serioussurfaholic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Very handy for people who want to get into an area. While the traffic jam is highly inconvenient for those who want to get food and supplies into an area, other than those who carry their own with them of course.

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bbtwak 15 points ago +15 / -0

The symbolism is epic - do it

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Thecryptoclub 8 points ago +8 / -0

And the utility

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Coprolite 13 points ago +13 / -0

Electric chair.

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Cavetoad_1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

With not quite well seated contacts and slightly under effective voltage.

Then, a voting process to decide who gets what....

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RyeDaD 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also porta potty..thx.

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Hunni_bee 7 points ago +7 / -0

They even make toilet seats for 5 gallon buckets. Fancy!

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

commencing Operation Chimpout

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DemandVoterID 10 points ago +10 / -0

You'd rather have a gallows and not need it than need it and not have one

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jtk1 10 points ago +10 / -0

One Board One Nail One Hammer---Sounds like a George Thorogood song!!!

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Relhok 10 points ago +10 / -0

An 18-wheeler flatbed with several. We're going to need more than one...

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Relhok 8 points ago +8 / -0

The traffic would part like the Red Sea to get an 18-wheeler of gallows to the front line!

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eddieblasphemy [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Make a sign that says "whites only" and nail it to the gallows. Double or nothing says it would trend on twitter before they got the joke

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Cavetoad_1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

And Trebuchets!

Fuck it. Bring in the car crushers and metal shredders.

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TrumpDynastyForever 7 points ago +7 / -0

Killdozers as well.

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Cavetoad_1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

With verve and extended HP

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sordfysh 8 points ago +8 / -0

Put up 3-4 nooses and put a sign on it saying, "FBI, here are a few nooses you can investigate."

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MAGAA2020isback 1 point ago +1 / -0

Loop some around the voting machines while one's at it.

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gallows, guillotine, breaking wheels

Whatever tickles your pickle

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M855A1 7 points ago +7 / -0

The VA PATRIOTS brought a guillotine to Lobby Day last year.

BRING THE GUILLOTINE

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Hanging_Chad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guillotines

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Dessert4TWO69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Start off dressed like Antifa so they support you while it is being built.

Once done, MAGA all the way baby!

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dindunufin2 6 points ago +6 / -0

maybe a mysteriously appearing pile of construction materials delivered right at the convenient spot???

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make hanging racially nuetral again!

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splink 5 points ago +5 / -0

Consider what their reaction was to a small boy biting a poptart into the shape of a gun. They'd lose their minds.

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MooseKnukl3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bring Jack hammers and Floridians grab a couple gators and build a moat in DC

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Usernameunavailable 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big dry erase board. Play hangman with Frens for fun.

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PROBE 1 point ago +1 / -0

We can try to guess all of the ways they betrayed the country. Jokes on them how it ends either way.

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NeverLeft 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will contribute

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maxtolerance 4 points ago +4 / -0

Schiff’s reaction would be even more epic!

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dindunufin2 4 points ago +4 / -0

A platform with trap doors and rope?

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jc99ta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guillotine would be great too! Plus, it can be used for slicing watermelon between beheadings!

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PROBE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ew...I got some politician in my melon slice.

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BlackSalt 3 points ago +3 / -0

You could make ti 1/20th scale with pastel colors and they'd still freak out.

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Nomad1 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is Spinal Tap

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Johnfox13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a noose?! (1/20)

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AmericanGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

The FBI would be jerking off to all the nooses.

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PROBE 0 points ago +0 / -0

They should come out and see it in person.

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Antemalagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck the media reaction, send large teams to bring the traitors out of the buildings and use the thing :-)

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GopnikGod 2 points ago +3 / -1

What..? No chop-chop block..?

I wanted a chop-chop block..

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z06MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that would be a sight to behold! A full-fledged gallows upon the streets of DC... I'd frame a picture of that and hang it up proudly.

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donald_lincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, just wow. Thanks for the pick me up!

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TrumpDynastyForever 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be amazing!! I'll lend a hand in building!

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Sirbigusdickus 1 point ago +1 / -0

And a trebuchet to launch the severed heads!

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concealedaces 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put some lockable casters on it and wheel it all around town

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jcab93 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please someone fucking do it

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Carlos142857 1 point ago +1 / -0

Call Home Depot and get an order setup for the material to be delivered at the capital building on Jan 6th at noon.

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Leatherwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent suggestion. Then hang a few pols in effigy. Would be great practice.

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EvilGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make it a big one and don't talk to press about it at all. No one can arrest you for doing a little carpentry.

I think when we get there we need to make our own little autonomous zone right outside Congress. They think they can wait us out. I'll stay there till the 21st if I have to. They think we won't really do anything. I for one am going there to fight for Trump.

Emphasis on fight. I'm done worrying about optics. I'm done worrying about cops. I'm done.