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Anonymous libtard neighbor left this at my gate LMAOOOOOOOO (media.patriots.win)          REEEEEEE!        
posted ago by UglySlut69 ago by UglySlut69 +2763 / -2
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Americanapplepie 618 points ago +619 / -1

So you’re gonna put out more signs and banners right?

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DemsFuckKids 251 points ago +256 / -5

I’ll send one. Address?

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Slick_Willys_Willy 95 points ago +95 / -0

Seriously

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FullAutoFlintlock 49 points ago +50 / -1

Ditto

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SAW2TH 107 points ago +107 / -0

Do a search for nearby people on the sexual crimes registry and you have a 98% chance of finding out who sent that letter.

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BillBarrsLastBucket 27 points ago +27 / -0

This guy Leftists

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FullAutoFlintlock 15 points ago +16 / -1

pedos rekt with bigoted stats

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NazisWereSocialist 20 points ago +20 / -0

I will as well, fuck this bitch, guaranteed she’s a middle aged single white woman who drinks way too much.

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morrowlane 181 points ago +181 / -0

MOAR FLAG

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Va_han_solo 112 points ago +112 / -0

MUCH MOAR FLAGS

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ChocolateEvryday 85 points ago +85 / -0

MOAR TRUMP

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RamboToaster 67 points ago +67 / -0

4 MOAR TRUMP

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inspir3dgenius 38 points ago +39 / -1

12 MORE YEARS

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PROBE 29 points ago +29 / -0

TRUMP AETERNA!

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Joebagofdonuts 34 points ago +36 / -2

And now you’re giving this libtard a huge audience!

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pithys 81 points ago +81 / -0

Orange

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dennis_nedry 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Orange house bad?" the left will shout in a confused tone.

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Golden roof with extended awnings on one side!

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Trump_is_GEOTUS 53 points ago +53 / -0

RED WHITE AND BLUE

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deleted 31 points ago +31 / -0
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sleepmeme 35 points ago +35 / -0

good things are offensive to libtards

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Unapologetic 24 points ago +24 / -0

I think youre right

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like Patriotism, Morals, Courage...

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BillBarrsLastBucket 11 points ago +11 / -0

Paint Trump's Face on your house. Or better yet put Trump signs in all your windows. Betting the HOA can't say shit about that.

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Da_Penguins 7 points ago +7 / -0

He needs to put up Trump shaped Christmas Lights on his Roof.

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BillBarrsLastBucket 4 points ago +4 / -0

He needs to sculpt the bushes in his yard to say TRUMP and have one with a face with a yellow wavy wig.

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Da_Penguins 4 points ago +4 / -0

He needs to hire a landscaping company to create a yard display which makes Trump's face out of flowers, bushes and other things. Expensive I know but damn would it send a message.

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BillBarrsLastBucket 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just don't hire illegals unless you build a wall and keep them on the other side of it.

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BillBarrsLastBucket 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump Holograms dancing the night away!

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GBA4ever 88 points ago +88 / -0

Add some Election Fraud signs.

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FuckRioters 6 points ago +6 / -0

And leave them up until Trump's 2nd Term. Whether that's 2020 or 2024.

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jpower 59 points ago +59 / -0

I'd give him a similar letter after January 20 lol

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GorillaChannel1 46 points ago +46 / -0

Like a typical lib pussy, it is anonymous.

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that_sound 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was such a friendly letter. What a friendly way to introduce oneself. What a cunt.

Also, the "in in" bothered me more than it should have.

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PonySoldier66 24 points ago +26 / -2

with a fucking brick tied to it.

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TehAgent 380 points ago +381 / -1

Cowardly for them to leave a letter instead of talking to you face to face

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Anaconda 186 points ago +194 / -8

Probably a chick

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young_roshi 260 points ago +260 / -0

probably a male feminist

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deleted 94 points ago +95 / -1
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SaltyKrakenBalls 57 points ago +57 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Buce-Nudo 46 points ago +46 / -0

MEN CAN HAVE PEREEEEEEEODS TOO!

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FormerLibtard94 63 points ago +63 / -0

ITS CALLED A BIRTHING PERSON BIGOT

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Buce-Nudo 30 points ago +30 / -0

Good Lord...

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endthefed11 19 points ago +19 / -0

They are so smart at Harvard. Takes a real genius to come up with "birthing person."

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 31 points ago +31 / -0

nor is there a communist who deserves to live

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Nellie_the_Beaut 14 points ago +14 / -0

Neighbor’s preferred pronouns are ewe/ram/nanny/billy

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America_No_1 22 points ago +22 / -0

Are we gonna split hairs here?

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makemyday007 16 points ago +16 / -0

You can’t, those nasty libtards don’t shave.

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FellowWhite 12 points ago +12 / -0

That has numerous sexual assault attempts.

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Buck_O_Five 9 points ago +9 / -0

IT"S MAAAM

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geebeext 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same thing

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 21 points ago +22 / -1

You misspelled Cat Lady....

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JohnTitor2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

definitely reads like it was written by [email protected]$T

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Grizenator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't judge, there's not many ways the dead can communicate,

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ChocolateEvryday 35 points ago +36 / -1

What's sad is they got so far to actually leave a letter. Most sane people cool off when they are loading Word. Sad.

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PhiladelphiaEagles 19 points ago +19 / -0

Anon too

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JamesBond007 12 points ago +12 / -0

They’re all cowards

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panthicc 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not surprising though.

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CandyBarr 70 points ago +70 / -0

Yup, tomorrow go buy a second one.

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VoteBlaster2000 29 points ago +29 / -0

Expand geometrically. Multiply the quantity and size of the signage.

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aveydey 37 points ago +37 / -0

Trump vinyl car wrap

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Thwok 15 points ago +15 / -0

Animatronic Billboard

Continual Firework display after the next letter

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WrapLife2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

When?

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Nellie_the_Beaut 24 points ago +24 / -0

🎶deck the yard with six more Trump signs, falalalala lala Ma-ga!🎶

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Nomoralcompass89 227 points ago +228 / -1

You're neighbor is going to be 'mad mad' when this shit gets straightened out.

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Johnfox13 72 points ago +72 / -0

BIG mad

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sleepmeme 25 points ago +25 / -0

its a mad mad mad mad clown world

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DeadOverRed 198 points ago +198 / -0

You must live on the beach, cuz someone has a lot of sand in their vagina.

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Magamom 48 points ago +48 / -0

Wow... it hurts just by thinking abt it. Lol

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DeadOverRed 25 points ago +25 / -0

LOL, never did it in an inappropriate place, huh? :)

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Magamom 37 points ago +37 / -0

Ofc i did... at work, at church, at my kids school! at restaurants sometimes... not in airplane bathrooms though, too cramped and stinky.... even beside my husband while he's sleeping!

Reading TDW will always be a part of my day...

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Magamom 22 points ago +22 / -0

Its always amusing to read TDW. Why the heck am i here almost all day except when im in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant?

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FormerLibtard94 16 points ago +16 / -0

Good luck with your pregnancy, birthing person! /s

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahah awesome. Stay away from baseball dugouts.

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RamboToaster 5 points ago +6 / -1

It says right here in this Nancy Drew mystery, that Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe, so this could explain how your neighbor got sand in their vagina.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're making pearls to clutch.

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL!

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HonkThatBitch 155 points ago +161 / -6

Horrible attempt at patronizing, weak word choices and ineffective structure. I’m willing to bet it’s below average IQ and most likely female.

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young_roshi 75 points ago +76 / -1

"on you property passed the thirty day mark"

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 24 points ago +24 / -0

"Heres your 30 day mark sir"

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HuggableBear 5 points ago +5 / -0

Incidently

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UglySlut69 [S] 40 points ago +40 / -0

LMAOOOO

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inspir3dgenius 19 points ago +19 / -0

The people demand to know how many more signs you'll add

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TeamNameRedacted -6 points ago +15 / -21

A bit redundant. "Female" is sufficient.

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Everquest4Life 29 points ago +32 / -3

One of the great promises of Trump was that we could speak freely and honestly again. No more PC controlled speech, controlled thought. We need to be frank if we ever want to solve some of these big problems. Look at what women overwhelmingly voted for when they received the right to vote 100 years ago. The height of shortsightedness.

Both of the sexes (REEEEE!!!!) have their virtues and shortcomings. It just so happens that women typically result to feeling-based thinking rather than hard (and oftentimes cruel) logical thinking when attempting to solve a problem.

When we ask why America seems to have become shittier, we need look no further than woman-based solutions to our problems these past 50 years. Example: Criminals and Education. Rather than harsh punishments and failing and learning one's lesson, we now "love them up." Which only emboldens fools and criminals to take no responsibility for one's actions. They know they can't fail, so why even try? Fuck you pay me.

Insulting women with blanket statements is wrong, as we are all individuals, however to pretend that women do not bare the majority of this blame (they have also cucked out hordes of so-called men into their way of thinking) is also wrong.

Black people cause 53% of all violent crime yet only make up 13% of the population. Should we pretend this too isn't a reality just because it's, as the founder of the internet Al Gore said, an inconvenient truth?

Women, own up to your failures and shortcomings. And change.

Men, own up to your failures and shortcomings. And change. MAGA

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pepepede_69 4 points ago +12 / -8

Shouldn't insult an entire gender, we're way way better than that shit.

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TendiesHitTheFloor 11 points ago +13 / -2

True, but can we all agree white liberal women are the absolute worst?

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UnderCoverTrumper 2 points ago +2 / -0

White liberal women tend to be cra cra in person but white liberal men are the ones who pussy out and send passive aggressive letters. The white liberal women just scream at you self righteously in person. Not saying one is better than the other...

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trumpforeverandever 2 points ago +2 / -0

THANK YOU!

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TeamNameRedacted 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I just make jokes and don't care who's wife found this site.

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TeamNameRedacted 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reddit would have banned me if you need a safe space.

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trumpforeverandever 1 point ago +1 / -0

SAVAGE!

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pepepede_69 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Wtf?

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CherokeePede 125 points ago +126 / -1

Id like to see this "mess" Trump created?!?!?!? I mean, really? He has dont NOTHING to hurt this country. I cannot think of ONE other president that can say that about.

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Gesirisi 68 points ago +69 / -1

he inflamed racial tensions, marginalized da blackz, insulted woman and huwt ow feewings :(

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AngeredKabar 34 points ago +35 / -1

And that's why Trump was elected the first time.

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SgtSaltSpreader 2 points ago +2 / -0

So he kept all his campaign promises? Give that man another 4 yrs

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samsng2 36 points ago +36 / -0

Everytime someone tells me about "the mess he did" I ask them "tell me precisely which mess". And they dont know because they are brainwashed by MSM. But they are deeply convinced he did a mess. They just dont knw what.
It shows the power of propaganda

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BeefChucker 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s all the letter is, media regurgitation, there are never any facts or logic to back up their statement. Other then, yes, Bill Barr is a piece of shit.

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ncsuengineer256 6 points ago +6 / -0

^this! If you ask them for just one mess that he made, they can't provide any tangible facts. It's always MSM regurgitation. These people that claim they are so smart can't even get the blinders off their own eyes. Pathetic.

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dennis_nedry 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny thing is that not even lefties can think of anything when asked directly, they just get mad and run away.

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HuggableBear 4 points ago +4 / -0

He made the liberals get mad and burn shit and since they have the self control of a toddler it's clearly all Trump's fault

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pepepede_69 2 points ago +2 / -0

BUT WILL HE DISAVOW?! ORANGE MAN BAD

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pelosis_liver 116 points ago +116 / -0

Do people really believe that Biden won in a landslide?

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cctrumper 87 points ago +87 / -0

If they did, they wouldn't be writing butthurt anon letters to neighbors still honoring the "loser"...

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LoobintheToobin 25 points ago +25 / -0

Right?!

ugh every day Reeeeeeeee I just want to forget that orange man ever happened and this racist wont let me forget and move on!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Tejanopede 28 points ago +28 / -0

No, that’s why they immediately used qualifiers when referencing fraud.

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dennis_nedry 6 points ago +6 / -0

Blue pilled people believe in anything thy want.

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BeefChucker 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you rig the Dem run swing states it only takes less than a million fake votes but you get like 50 electoral votes, making it look like a “big win”

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DarkRiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup thanks to False News,AP and the other deranged media cucks.

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cctrumper 98 points ago +98 / -0

Ask them if you can pay your HOA dues in Yuan then...

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PhiladelphiaEagles 60 points ago +60 / -0

HOAs are Communist anyway

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Sumarongi 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is a good idea

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Letsreasonok 73 points ago +73 / -0

Treat it like a lost and found situation. Maybe make copies of that letter and mail it to everybody in the neighborhood letting them know you found it. if they want it back, just come over and pick it up. No need for a reward either- just knowing he was probably worried sick about his lost love letter and that you can reunite them is reward enough for you.

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FortheGenerations 23 points ago +23 / -0

Best idea

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Bout2gitsome 13 points ago +13 / -0

This^^^ Post it as a lost letter on a telephone pole or community area.

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Thwok 9 points ago +9 / -0

You, good sir/madam, are a genius. TOPKEK!

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Nellie_the_Beaut 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep! Make LOTS of copies and staple/tape that shit everywhere! Phone poles, mailboxes, Community center, grocery stores. Make the whiney little author famous!

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DemsFuckKids 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yes!

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Unapologetic 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kek

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TheTPL 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like that!

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gaijin_ronin 55 points ago +55 / -0

I would laminate said, letter, then drive a knife through it and stick it back on my gate. On the knife handle would be written - RESPONSE

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BigDickMikeObama 49 points ago +49 / -0

The sign just got 10 feet taller

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FormerLibtard94 17 points ago +17 / -0

BIGLY

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SoAngryRanger 16 points ago +16 / -0

I have a similar list based on the signs they put out in the lead up to the election.

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aZnDude 39 points ago +39 / -0

i have 3 cams pointed at my door/driveway

i know whose coming, you should too

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UglySlut69 [S] 33 points ago +34 / -1

Accidentally deleted this lmao reposting

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BradPitt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Use this a fuel. Double it

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes -1 points ago +4 / -5

Do you seriously not know how to rotate an image so we can read it? WTF???

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zooty 31 points ago +31 / -0

Lacking a signature. Like all those Biden ballots.

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Thwok 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nice one!

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Bundleshee 27 points ago +27 / -0

such salt much butt hurt.

My friend got a note like this last month. There are now 50 signs in his lawn. No joke. He said he put one up for each state trump really won xD

P.s. Fuck HOAs

Edit phone autocorrected hoa to hsa xD

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Thwok 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wonderful!

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Mildad 23 points ago +23 / -0

Only a leftist would act like a passive aggressive teenager. You should put up a reply and say, “Stay salty, Karen”

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Respect the drip, Karen

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Farqquard 22 points ago +22 / -0

Triggered!!!! Ha Ha

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tellittothedead1 21 points ago +21 / -0

How do I donate more signs for your house?

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DemsFuckKids 12 points ago +12 / -0

Same

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pqsusan 18 points ago +18 / -0

That isn't someone who really believes their side won.

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Letsreasonok 16 points ago +16 / -0

SOMEBODY has a secret admirer 🥰

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Tucso 15 points ago +15 / -0

Toasty

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young_roshi 15 points ago +15 / -0

HOA's are un-American, Karen.

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NonyaBiz 14 points ago +14 / -0

If you know who did it, give their driveway the stinger screw treatment

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DemsFuckKids 6 points ago +6 / -0

Come again?

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NonyaBiz 2 points ago +2 / -0

So the way you do it is get a box of Stinger screws from Home Depot. You sprinkled them on the drive way of the offending party. You really don’t need a lot of them just a couple thrown out the window of a moving vehicle can work well.

Those screws will drive right in to their tires and they will have to replace them. It is always best to wait a while and serve it Cold.

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Fangerang 14 points ago +14 / -0

I loathe how completely entitled all these fucking idiots are, as if they have some sort of right to dictate what you have on your house because they don't like it. I hope this retard's house burns down.

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MAGAlikethis 13 points ago +13 / -0

My HOA says political signs can only be up for 10 days after election day and my oversized sign is STILL right in the front yard for everyone who passes by.

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TrumpIsTheVictor 13 points ago +13 / -0

What an idiot.

Where do you live?

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UglySlut69 [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

South Houston Area

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leeloo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Omg i live in clear lake. We have a sprinkling of libtards that usually try to be the homeowner association NAZIs. I know we outnumber them. They had their yard signs for that dem running for senate, whom I still don't remember her name. Wish we could get rid of little girl, soros-socialist Hildago. Turner too. Curfew, my ass. Would like to see them enforce it!

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You_Aint_Black 7 points ago +7 / -0

I live there too. I don't know where in Clear Lake you are, but where I am there were waaaaay to many Biden signs pre-election. Might not be here much longer, there are plenty of good solid red communities in Pearland and Friendswood and I fucking hate pretending to be a good citizen when I know most of my neighbors are straight up communists. I used to think NASA hired smart people.

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leeloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are brainwashed, never-Trumpers. They get their news from MSNBC and CNN, and think Trump is a dictator/communist/Nazi, etc. There are fewer of them than you think - they are just the vocal minority!

But I know that the majority do not feel that way. My district went 73.6% to republican, and 24.3% to the democRAT.

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You_Aint_Black 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you’re right. I would imagine that probably most of the people I work with voted for Trump, but you wouldn’t know it. The only ones who don’t mind wearing their political affiliations on their sleeve at work are Democrats. Our society does not cherish anything close to what I would call “free speech” at this point in time, I’m afraid.

By the way, are there people who actually think Trump is a “communist”? That is fucking hilarious, I’ve got to see it with my own eyes.

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leeloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

6 years ago, I swore I wouldn't vote for him ever again. I didn't vote for him in the primaries, but Cornyn is too much establishment to lose the primary. Anyway, I'm on Trump train, so I voted for him in November, and it hurt!

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leeloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, they are our few, very vocal local libtards. Some have lived here as long as I can remember. The local Houston government, however, has long been funded by liberal organizations. They recently arrested a Biden associate for ballot harvesting scam here (something like that). Also, after Katrina, we took in a couple hundred thousand refugees from New Orleans, and many stayed. I'm afraid that Houston is turning into Austin (like San Fran), but we aren't that bad yet!

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 13 points ago +13 / -0

I would honestly and seriously get an attorney and handle this VERY aggressively, HOA shit can be a MESS. DEFINITELY report it to the HOA for harassment.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 11 points ago +11 / -0

"friendly"

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sackofwisdom 8 points ago +8 / -0

As she threatened OP for breaking bylaws.

"mostly peaceful protests"

"austere scholar"

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Magatonin 10 points ago +10 / -0

typical beta faggot move...throw a letter on your property and run, probably did it in the middle of the night while in between getting pegged and doing dishes.

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FormerLibtard94 4 points ago +4 / -0

Enter text

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Dirk_Diggler 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't know who you are, but when Trump starts his second term you should have a TD.WIN block party, with that note blown up and put on display on a large easle as a center piece.

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DoMagnum 9 points ago +9 / -0

Light his ass up!

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pxmose 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oooooh... Cunty. I would consider the gauntlet thrown down and would not capitulate.

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blitzkrieg 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd print it out on a plotter 32"x48" laminate it and display it with floodlights on the front lawn tomorrow. Then throw a block party on Jan 20 with that as the centerpiece. Be sure to invite she/her/cunt.

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comakevin76 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does it say by keeping them on you property? It's your property Libtard. Go back to elementary school.

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blitzkrieg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which is exactly why I will never own a home with an active HOA and preferably no CC&Rs. There are only 4 absolute private property rights: The right to buy, dispose (sell), own, and exclude (trespass). Even these are being eroded daily by our "elite".

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Kano 7 points ago +7 / -0

Put a pic of Hunter Biden with his dick out up and say the New Point Estate Homeowners requested it.

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LoobintheToobin 5 points ago +5 / -0

The satisfaction!

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PhilosoGuido 3 points ago +3 / -0

The first thing I noticed is that the letter had fold creases in it, unlike the average Biden mailed in ballot.

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Nomad1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Install a highway billboard over your house

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englishpleb 7 points ago +7 / -0

You should put up a sign showing the electoral map as it was at the end of Nov. 3

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thelastlast 7 points ago +7 / -0

frame it and put it on your lawn as a permanent sign.

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Maximum-Pressure 6 points ago +6 / -0

It reads like it was written by a middle-aged woman. If you see any judging you with her eyes, it's probably her.

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MarvinNash 6 points ago +6 / -0

"TRUMP 2024" signs should keep that libturd happy.

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COMMIECRUSHER1911 6 points ago +8 / -2

Put thier phone number out

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loric4882 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow I think she's into you

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Anaconda 5 points ago +6 / -1

Should be stickied