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itsdangerous 45 points ago +45 / -0

or lower taxes.

but yes I've been thinking of moving there, she's definitely selling it right

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caKAG 39 points ago +39 / -0

South Dakota is one of 7 states that has no state income tax.

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lifeisahologram 12 points ago +12 / -0

No where is tax free. All governments steal...er I mean “tax” from some place. If they don’t do an income tax they tax on sales. If they don’t do a sales tax they increase taxes elsewhere. Sometimes they tax everywhere or only some places but they rob wherever they can.

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zwiebelsaft 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s my favorite argument about Minnesota too. “But we don’t tax clothing”

Yet I move to Missouri, where I still pay income tax on my groceries and I can actually make ends meet on the same salary. Hmm...

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wartooth6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our population count is so low, the lotto and tourism industries make up for the tax revenue. We dont need a state income tax.

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BillBarrsLastBucket 6 points ago +7 / -1

I read this, then looked at her profile pic, and came in my pants.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

A fellow man of culture, I see.

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BillBarrsLastBucket 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't blown a load like that in years. Filled my kfc bucket.

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TrumpTrainNov3 23 points ago +23 / -0

She may be President if you wait too long! 😉 🇺🇸 If we have fair elections she could easily overcome the corrupt media and win after Trump

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fapoo 13 points ago +13 / -0

she'll be vice first, whoever sides greatly with Trump for this election, whether Cruz or Pence, they'll be an automatic shoo in for presidency. 2nd hero of the republic, 2nd only to Trump.

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SAW2TH 2 points ago +2 / -0

*if.

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itsdangerous 1 point ago +1 / -0

I planned to come and vote some woke democrats into power but since its full i guess I won't

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I could find a job in SD that matches my current job experience I'd be there in a heartbeat.

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FagsBholesIdiots 1 point ago +1 / -0

ya, know because the Blue states have run their elections with open bias, and because the Supreme Court has set a precedent of not interfering ...couldn't every Red state just set a policy of not counting any Democrat votes in their elections? The Red states would never turn Blue and would continue to grow as the Blues states shrink and collapsed from corruption.

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paramour 22 points ago +22 / -0

I'd move to South Dakota if it wasn't so darned cold up there. I'll stay in Florida for now and cheer from down here. Thank you, Kristi Noem!

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wartooth6 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep, it's absolutely pack like sardines up here. No more room, you have to go back!

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. Was thinking of moving to SD too. Guess I'll just have to give up on those plans. Thanks for the heads up!

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Lookthething 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure he's joking so the Dakota's stay smaller. Less than a million in each state. :P

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wartooth6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah you're right lol. If you wanna move here I recommend Rapid City. Sioux Falls is fine but the Black Hills are where it's at

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zwiebelsaft 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tell Minnesotans they have to go back.

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tcriv 5 points ago +5 / -0

hey man

cold doesn't exist if you dress properly

i used to really dislike the cold but now that i'm smart enough to wear gloves and a hat etc during the winter... it's my favorite time of the year

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paramour 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm originally from Michigan, so I am no stranger to cold...but, yeah. Clothing is good. Lolz!

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WishdoctorsSong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Much as I do love Florida, I'll take the cold over alligators, those things scare the fuck out of me.

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Alpha_Lemming 16 points ago +16 / -0

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

The milkshake is FREEEEEEEDOM!

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A_Russian_Wall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Milfshake

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warlord1 -2 points ago +3 / -5

Don’t be a faggot. Degeneracy is a leftist pony.

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WrapLife2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was a fair pun, don’t be a rube

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1776er 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't want to live in a world without MILFs

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warlord1 0 points ago +1 / -1

FAGOOT.

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phlashmanusa 8 points ago +8 / -0

In Florida as well...(my home)

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wartooth6 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rudy = America's Mayor

Kristi = America's Governor

Trump = America's President

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slimcoat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe I should move to South Dakota.

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nomoreprinkles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now branch out and conquer the weakened lock down states around you.

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justdatguy2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now us in South Dakota just have to get rid of Thune and we'll be doing a lot better.

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SludgeWarehouse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, fuck that dude. What a god damned tool.

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Epicsoundwaves 5 points ago +5 / -0

❤️ No-Lockdown Noem ❤️

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batboy 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the way Noem!!!

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +5 / -1

The 2024 MAGA candidate.

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 4 points ago +5 / -1

...and it's 22F in Bismark right now. :P

https://www.google.com/search?q=bismark+current+temp

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chris82tk 7 points ago +8 / -1

Lmao afraid of a measly 22 degrees? Cold is gold son, puts hair on your chest.

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm. I have hair on my back now.

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO who said I was afraid faggot?

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chris82tk 2 points ago +2 / -0

You said:

It's too cold there.

If 22 degrees is "too cold" for you, you might be afraid of the cold!

Jokes aside though, White people are genetically adapted to colder weather. The colder states are the Whitest states in general. Nothing against you if you don't care about that or if you're not White yourself, but we White people are a global minority, so I need to do my part to ensure that we continue as a people, and therefore I would like my family and kids to be in a place where there are a lot of Whites, and that tends to be in a colder place.

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Ophelia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not much colder than here in Commie York.

In Bismark at least you'd be free.

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SludgeWarehouse 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think people are getting their states mixed up. Bismarck is in North Dakota and its faggot governor has issued mask mandates and early closures for businesses like bars. I have heard that he may have relaxed the early closures a bit but the mask mandates still exist.

South Dakota does get cold but not as cold as North Dakota. Parts of it anyway. If you live in the southern portion (like in Rapid City) of South Dakota it is typically milder for longer.

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wartooth6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can confirm, from West River. Black Hills region is milder than the rest of the state. Everywhere else is wide-open and the wind chills are what do people in. One of my old classmates from school froze to death on NYE a few years back after driving home and got stuck in the snow. No cell service (or a general lack of emergency services) up here. There's a whole lot of nothing spread out for miles and miles. For those who are thinking of moving here, you need to have at minimum a prepper mentality. You can't just run to the store and get stuff, the only store is usually about 30 miles away. Same goes for ambulances and police. Something to think about.

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Ophelia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes you're right I was just responding to the Bismark post.

I wish I lived in South Dakota. Any temperature would be good for me!

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CyberSolider33 4 points ago +5 / -1

What is temperature laying in bed with a hot chick like her? ;) that's how you do that. 22F? Nah, about 127 degrees

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 5 points ago +6 / -1

There's hot chicks in every state in the union. I've been to 47 out of 50 states. It's too cold there.

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah- the hot women in Minnesota have 218 area codes. Always. 507 is My 600 Lb Life and 763 is the autistic redditor that goes shopping at Hot Topic with her BPD sister 612 who never shaves or showers, and her cousin 651 is right behind her. 952 left for the East Coast already so you have no chance with her and idk what 320 is up to after her baby daddy left her in the trailer park.

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Lookthething 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not uncommon to be -20F for a good few weeks of winter

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Trump_in_2020_Pedes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure, but Florida doesn't have any lockdowns either, and it's 77F in Palm Beach and only 3 hours to the Bahamas.

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Rosewood777 3 points ago +3 / -0

And thus we have no homeless encampments in the Dakotas. God Bless America. : )

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elsabio [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yikes!

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huntfishpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be careful or California and New York will move to SD to spread the communism....

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elsabio [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's always been the problem: liberals leave commie land because it's getting too bad and/or expensive, but then vote for commies when they move.

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R3tro 3 points ago +4 / -1

She would make a hot president....

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pray4peace4 3 points ago +3 / -0

If only SD wasn't so DAMN COLD! My wife is from there & she & her entire family, all her friends & their families left South Dakota because the cold & wind makes life miserable.

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elsabio [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

As long as infrastructure is in good order, rebates to taxpayers should be the norm.

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wartooth6 2 points ago +2 / -0

SD has some of the best highways in the nation, period.

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elsabio [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess they would need to be with all that heavy weather. Happy New Year!

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wartooth6 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no available space in SD for a metro. Impossible. No room. Too packed here already.

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networkingkyle 3 points ago +3 / -0

or return the excess to the people that paid it instead of figuring out how to spend it. God that is such a woman trait.

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letrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Planning a move here after winter.

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DigginDeeper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Psssh... blue states let their folks riot and tear shit up and now are gonna get bailed out by the federal government.

Y'all did all that hard work for nothing.

/S

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Threeper 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS is what leadership looks like!

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Ditario 2 points ago +2 / -0

Serious question, to counter with people claiming they work? Anyone from South Dakota able to speak on how Covid has impacted there? How many deaths have been attributed to Covid? How are Hospitals?

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zwiebelsaft 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got a cousin I can ask in Sioux Falls and get you info. DM me if I forget.

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elsabio [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good comment.

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1ValhallaJack 2 points ago +3 / -1

We need a lot more like her. Run in 2024 Kristi

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marrkus_of_mrkopalj 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been contemplating moving to the Dakotas. I like snow and I like the midwest. Win win.

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Such a grounded good looking woman. She is what this country needs as the next leader. Kristi in 2024........

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