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TheDonaldPede 22 points ago +23 / -1

Tell her about helicopters next

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shadypollster 14 points ago +14 / -0

And how Socialism never work after that!

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ChubzMaC 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is gold!

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TheOne1 14 points ago +14 / -0

I bet "shills" is really cute when she says it... ;-)

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TheOne1 6 points ago +6 / -0

See? Cute as a button. Keep teaching her the good stuff...like a good uncle Pede. lolz

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Thepoorbrownguy 13 points ago +13 / -0

We got asked to leave a store bc I wasn’t wearing a mask, my 5 yo was w me. When we got outside I asked my son if he knew what happened, he says “we had to leave because I wouldn’t wear a mask” I asked do you know why I didn’t? “Because you’re a free man” I was surprised and asked who told you that? “Momma” I have the best wife ever!

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Discount_Lion_Safari 7 points ago +7 / -0

Confiscate half her candy every Halloween.

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Gesirisi 7 points ago +7 / -0

I talk to my 5 year old about why I don't like how LOL dolls dress and read her passages from the Bible about women dressing decently and modest. And 10 year old boys grandparents gave him a really revealing picture of a female anime character and I talked to him about not seeing girls for just looks, the more important thing is that you like talking to them, you share interests, etc. It's a really brutal world to navigate out there.

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45isthebomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's some good Uncle-ing right there.

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engineerpede147 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rebuilding the foundations of freedom starts at a young age. All my nieces and nephews are based. I had a tear of freedom run down my cheek when I heard the older ones voted to the GEOTUS and think this election is FUBAR. Hell they even convinced their somewhat lefty mother to vote Trump.

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I_no_asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

My 7 yo niece loves President Trump. I’m sure half of it is to get attention bc she knows we’re all MAGA. BUT, when she finds out someone is into Biden she has a visceral reaction and twists her face in disgust. Why? “Because he is a cheater”. Everyone detests a cheater.

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Atldtw 1 point ago +1 / -0

I tell my young children that joe Biden want to take our money to buy other kids Christmas presents.

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tfinley 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good job!

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JohnR23 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite is "The Lorax". Remember, if the Lorax had a Glock, the Onceler wouldn't have stolen his land and trees!