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$2000 you useless sacks of shit! (twitter.com) 🦅 Trump Tweet 🦅
posted ago by TennesseeScorpio ago by TennesseeScorpio +2723 / -2
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Siteless_Vagrant 99 points ago +99 / -0

And ONLY $2000! Rest of the world can GET FUKT!!!

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juicemoney9 12 points ago +12 / -0

While I would be very happy with this too, I dont think it accomplishes the endstate of a stimulus if a lot of people have no income to pay taxes on

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Garth20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well. That thread with juice got weird.

So, the problem isn't that this is 'stimulus' trying to recover from a recession .. it's "emergency relief" for a "pandemic". The "people who need it most" are precisely the ones who had their business closed, and now can't make a living. An income tax deduction is an exact "let them eat cake" moment.

Yes - for people who are working, an income tax deduction/forgiveness would be awesome. Though...you'd have to pay real close attention to your tax bracket, effective tax rate, etc. If you're going to have an effective tax rate of 10%, and you want to beat $2,000 free money .. you need a $20k taxable income deduction. Lol.

The proper solution is to stop fucking around and open businesses back up. That would solve this. Instead, if government is going to close businesses at gunpoint .. that is a reasonably compelling reason that they need to give you money.

Unfortunately, that's a joke. Imagine spending something like 800 billion, to give yourself 200 billion. That's effectively the covid relief bill, or whatever the hell it is.

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juicemoney9 2 points ago +4 / -2

Though I have lost no work over the pandemic and don’t even qualify for any money (because I make too much), I still think that there are people in desperate need of money that a future income tax offset won’t help. No need to insult, we can have different ideas and debate them on the merits.

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Saltyminer11 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate that soft gentle note not get ugly here...we don't want to look like a bunch of assholes.

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juicemoney9 0 points ago +2 / -2

I'm not concerned about future harm, people are absolutely being harmed and crushed by government right now. I am personally against any stimulus or bailouts, but President Trump is fighting for it, so I will support that.

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800080 13 points ago +14 / -1

They damaged all citizens and other residents.

Even if you kept your job or didn't need to have one, you got hurt by government.

"Leaders" who didn't know any better, made it up as they went along and changed the rules every week. There are no signs that this is going to change in the near future.

There were a few shining stars here that didn't lock down their states, but these were offset by NY, MA and CA where the government caused people to die. A recent news story suggests the US Covid numbers are different if you take California out of them, but even a state like NY would have different numbers if you removed NYC.

If a company behaved like some state governments, causing this much damage, they'd have been sued in court and lost. In this case, since they government caused the damage, they should pay, the problem in the end, is we're paying ourselves back or forward out of our own taxes.

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mgawdfrey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Donate it to a local business or businesses that are struggling. Positive that it would help them if it doesn't help you out.

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Siteless_Vagrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like your idea. I opened a biz in January, in Louisiana. Never had a chance. Burned $30k, my entire life savings, trying to hold on until the curve was flattened, and shit when back to normal. I'd love to be reimbursed for even HALF of that. Especially since Jan Feb Mar went PERFECTLY according to plan, everything looked great.

 

Thank God I didn't take out a loan.

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MrscgLittle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would literally be consumed with rage 24/7 if this happened to me!! I have taken a finance/career hit but nothing this outrageous. Someone needs to fucking pay for what is being done to small business owners.

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MrPoorRichard 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can donate the money to others you feel were harmed. 4 struggling waitresses receiving 500 each would be very grateful.

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operatorstorm712 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's pretty much my sentiments. One part of me says this is just gov't. cheese, but then I'd rather give Americans the cheese than anybody else.

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OhShnigums 1 point ago +2 / -1

And my new bands name is syskill

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blueandgold777 2 points ago +2 / -0

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

  • Hits ice like frozen fish *
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OhShnigums 1 point ago +2 / -1

Didn't expect anyone to get that kek

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blueandgold777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek! ;-)

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findthewarmspot 34 points ago +34 / -0

I don’t even qualify fir the $2000, but I still think $0 should go to foreign countries until America is back open.

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TennesseeScorpio [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Member a couple of months ago when we didn’t have the money to build a wall? But we have billions set aside to get to foreign countries!

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Hammerhawk 24 points ago +24 / -0

I was expecting to see sacks of shit in his tweet

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Peaceful-Riot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same, lol.

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Telluv 18 points ago +18 / -0

The Blue whale anus can open 3.5 feet making it the worlds second largest asshole in the world, next to Mitch McConnell

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain 11 points ago +11 / -0

$600, $2000, whatever.....they're just throwing breadcrumbs to the people who'll gobble them up without knowing any better.

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xBigCoffinHunter 9 points ago +10 / -1

POTUS is trying to fund a revolution here. $2000 goes a lot further than $600

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FlyinHeadlock 7 points ago +7 / -0

He totally phucking with Democrats and riggers. All those that rigged the election be like damn, could have got 2K from whiteboy instead of $5 for them ballots.

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Nfish20 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol i got a 1500 dollar bonus the day they announced the 600 dollars. They took 600 dollars out of my bonus. Its useless.

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lifeisahologram 6 points ago +6 / -0

Still can’t believe we are fighting for it though. We always fight on the lefts terms and it’s annoying. Only reason why there is a discussion about stimulus’s is because the left destroyed everything and now pretend to be the saviors

I know people need it but we’d all be better off if there was no stimulus and trump just used the army to arrest and execute any governor that endorsed a covid policy.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd be fine with that. A bunch of libs would reeeeeee but that's what they do anyway so it would make no difference

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fallhollow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for providing the "reading in between the lines" translation

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RyeDaD 3 points ago +3 / -0

How bout refund our taxes.

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the__rev 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got $600 that hit my bank account today.

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jerrycan111 2 points ago +2 / -0

How the fuck did they offer 600 bucks and now everyone here is screaming for the stronger socialism option of 2000?

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PonySoldier66 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love how he doesn't sugar coat it, doesn't fluff it, doesn't finesse with message.

Two words to strike fear in those responsible.

Now all we need are responsible parties.

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BaritoneAssoluto 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happened to the $1,200 they said would come out or is it even coming at still?

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metal_slime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is $2000 still in the table? I’ve already received the $600.

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notstoolie3 2 points ago +2 / -0

$2000 YOU DUMB BASTARDS

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"bUt MuH nEw YeArs DAy nEeDs MoRe pORk!"

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morum 2 points ago +2 / -0

and nothing for all these stupid globalist initiatives and foreign programs. Americans can donate to them out of their own pocket if they would like to, stop jacking the rest of us and forcing us to.

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Absolute_Savagery 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coworker: "any ideas how you'll spend your stim check?"

Me: "That cz scorpion evo 3 s2 looks nice..maybe a 10/22 charger with folding pistol brace...but I imagine it'll be all sunk into mags, ammo, and rope."

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TwitterIsTrash 2 points ago +2 / -0

I honestly would prefer he tweeted the title

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GEoP 2 points ago +2 / -0

A$AP

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HeavenlyTrumpets 1 point ago +1 / -0

At first I thought OP was calling GEOTUS a sack of shit. lol

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Mickeygurl 2 points ago +4 / -2

Mr. President, Why are people in Texas getting 600 stimulus checks as I write this?

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pokeman 1 point ago +2 / -1

And NUKE CHINA ASAP

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ShitOfPeace 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm more interested in eliminating the rest of the BS from the bill.

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Basileus 0 points ago +2 / -2

Oh great, more "free money" for taxpayers to pay for