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thunderpussy 82 points ago +82 / -0

You know, I think it might be just a touch too big....:)

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rcstl 39 points ago +39 / -0

Ummm, look at your change. A dime is physically smaller than a penny.

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Ninki333 4 points ago +4 / -0

Back in my day a dime-bag use to cost you a dime.

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Smudgerator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting. When was this?

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Error404 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey FBI, way to jump out on that call, too bad you couldn’t be that quick to investigate actual fraud!

(Not actually directly directed at you HiFBI)

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gawd-emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what we need FBI for ... :)

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Federal Boob Inspector, at your service! I also work part-time at the TSA!

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LessAndLessIronic 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are those services that will write a custom message on a grain of rice for you.

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IceCreamMan 55 points ago +55 / -0

This was my thought exactly when our city council considered this bullshit, but then they specified 2in lettering. The proposal that included fines up to $5,000, revoking permits, and misdemeanors went down in flames! The police chief didn't even want to carry out this ordinance. Only one councilman voted for it and he will not get re-elected after this crap.

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PedeInADeepBlueSea 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know what's even more effective than a little piece of cloth on your face? Keeping your mouth shut! So how about we make a deal, you keep yours shut, and I'll do the same.

-what I've been waiting to day to someone who really passes me off.

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PedeInADeepBlueSea 2 points ago +2 / -0

The problem is I'm on a college campus. I avoid masks as much as possible, even in many campus areas, but I'd rather not deal with expulsion/suspension/kicked out of classes. It has already happened to a few, and was highly threatened a while ago.

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Wekulm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do my nose hairs work for you?

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Konsaki 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did they specify what a 'mask' actually is? >_>

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TNTater 3 points ago +4 / -1

YES...perfect! People could wear Halloween masks such as a Superman, or a Zorro mask, or a beauty mask. We could really have some fun with it.

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PikachuJohnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wear kink/BDSM masks if you want to force sexually perverse liberals (alas, I repeat myself) to defend you.

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BreakfastGun 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not a scientist, but seems like it should work to me. You're good to enter.

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LessAndLessIronic 5 points ago +5 / -0

I doubt that any data exists demonstrating one is better than the other.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can i come patronize your business when I get back from my TX vacation? I live 2 blocks south of the capitol in Denver.

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Scroon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you make a "Wall of Bullshit" and post the signs there?

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Jp1137 43 points ago +43 / -0

that font size may be a little to large

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 24 points ago +24 / -0

Also, why is it black.

Why not yellow?

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gawd-emperor 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or off white

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Commies-aint-people 6 points ago +6 / -0

A nice cream color perhaps ?

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Error404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Couldn’t a person just put a QR tag and put the text in the link to that? That way it’s even harder to access the information

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Nancypelosisoldliver 11 points ago +11 / -0

The signs at my local farmers market are more and more tore up every time I go by 😂 it's like they super glued them straight to the glass. Dumb retards want to wear their masks forever

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LessAndLessIronic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree with the sentiment, but doesn't this just subject store owners to a fine and/or expensive court fight.

Seems like the best thing to do is comply with the letter of the law, and possibly adding additional signs pointing to the mandated one saying "they forced me to do this", kinda like the guy who was stickied here a couple days ago did.

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lifeisahologram 21 points ago +21 / -0

State: Fine we’ll pass a law that says it has to be on a 12x12 inch paper

Okay

State: You have to make the font bigger too! At least 30 pt font!

Okay

State: and you can’t have the color be eggshell white on bright white paper it has to be black text on white paper.

Okay

State: you can’t have the kerning set to -20! There needs to be empty space between each character!

Okay

State: you can’t have the kerning set to 1000, they need to be closer together

Okay

State: and you cant add artistic designs in all remaining white space to obscure or hide the text!

Okay

State: why are you making this so difficult just do what we say!!!!

No.

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LessAndLessIronic 15 points ago +15 / -0

Malicious compliance is best compliance.

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rcstl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad you couldn't have chad picture in your post!

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MattNYC 14 points ago +14 / -0

You need to be hauled away to a re-education camp

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bigmikesballsack 13 points ago +13 / -0

Put it upside down.

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Mona1950 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love that - well done!

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta love it!!!

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DJT4MoreYears 9 points ago +9 / -0

Listen up people. Telling anyone to require a mask for "health" reasons is illegal. They're telling you health advice and the last I checked ONLY A DOCTOR IS LEGALLY QUALIFIED TO GIVE OUT ANY HEALTH ADVICE...NOT ANY STORE OWNER OR GOV OR MAYOR, ETC. And if they're not YOUR doctor then you don't have to listen to their advice.

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watchman4u 8 points ago +10 / -2

Why even put one up?

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Aditon 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm wondering the same thing!

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Trump_is_GEOTUS [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's a joke. Anyone who sees it clearly knows that, and if they don't, they'll see my MAGA signs and MAGA hatted employees as soon as they walk in

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Aditon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Okay, I just wasn't sure if there was some mandate to put those signs on your door (even if you don't give a fuck about masks)

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Trump_is_GEOTUS [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not to my knowledge, if there was a mandate, no one ever sent me a certified letter, called me, or came in person to inform me. I put this sign up because I have a health inspector coming someone in the next week or so. Thought it was the least I could do, literally :)

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Aditon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well either way, I find it funny! Keep working hard and good luck with your business :)

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TruthVelocity 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why did you make the sign so big? 🙃

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ifififififokiedokie 8 points ago +8 / -0

What is this a sign for ants!?

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CantStumpTheTrump20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sheeple.

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zooty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Should have dropped the used mask at his register too.

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

God! These people! I probably would have left the sit sitting there.

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Wrexxis780 5 points ago +5 / -0

WHAT IS THIS? A SIGN FOR ANTS!?

But it probably does meet the requirements so you're good.

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dennis_nedry 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make it smaller, write in a foreign language and place it upside down.

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pullofthemoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love the wording on these signs when I see them. "Required for entry. So enter with it, and then... you know... do what you want once inside."

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drmrboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

😄🤟

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Dale_Gribble 4 points ago +4 / -0

man thats a big dime.

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Useful_Vidiots 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeesh I'm slow.

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TheWhitestOfFangs 3 points ago +3 / -0

If people can essentially erect a temporary structure in the parking lot and that is considered "outside", than what's the problem defining the isles and walkways in the store as outside?

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Headline_Correction 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would shop there everyday

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TNTater 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOVE it! Lol

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Malicious compliance.

Love it.

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Cherioldtown 2 points ago +2 / -0

❤🇺🇸🙏

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Trump_is_GEOTUS [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh it is, not even that Lebron Commie would be able to see it at eye level.

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z89101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gov DNC voting ChynaBug skull crackers will not like this.

Too bad.

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RedSocks157 2 points ago +2 / -0

Malicious compliance 😂 love it

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Zskills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Malicious compliance 👍

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent!

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dindunufin2 1 point ago +1 / -0

wrong language too.

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massivehairycleaner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stick it on the bottom of the door.

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BillGateCanSuckIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does that come with a micro bottle of handsani

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morum 1 point ago +1 / -0

put it on a bigger sign, framed with something like " I'm required to put this here, feel free to ignore it, I do. "

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FagsBholesIdiots 1 point ago +1 / -0

ya, know because the Blue states have run their elections with open bias, and because the Supreme Court has set a precedent of not interfering ...couldn't every Red state just set a policy of not counting any Democrat votes in their elections? The Red states would never turn Blue and would continue to grow as the Blues states shrink and collapsed from corruption.

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FREEDOMSEEDER 1 point ago +1 / -0

God bless you. Hold the line!

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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmfao. Smaller !

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Margincrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is like a 2 font? I like this

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Trump_is_GEOTUS [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

.5 font :)

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Margincrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bless the printer!

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NeverEnoughTime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make sure to also post a massive info guide on legal local loopholes. Educate your allies on how to peacefully tell the nanny state to fuck off.

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BoricuaPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can do better than that. They engraved the entire Bible on a grain of rice. Moooooooooooooar smaller!

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okaygroomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is this, tyranny for ants?

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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

That hurt my eyes , Ouch ! Too Big !!! Please fix your sign .

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Starting to get to the size of hentai censor bars

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coolhandcuke 1 point ago +1 / -0

Starbucks had a sign mandating masks in the drive in. One day it was gone, and I thought civil disobedience, but it could have just been the wind.

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The_Almighty_Kek 2 points ago +2 / -0

You give Starcucks money?

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Saltyminer11 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put it on the door backwards. If anybody says anything say your retarded employee put it up.

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networkingkyle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for being a true and valuable citizen. Keep fighting the system. When did we all turn into beastie boys?

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AZTrumpette1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

They say that it businesses have the right to refuse service to anyone not wearing masks blah blah blah. Its the business not the government so it isn't Tyranny but it is the Government requiring the business enforce masks? Wtf is wrong with this world.

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sometimescanbefunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just hit 'em with the "Oh so businesses can refuse to service a customer now? So we don't have to bake the cake for the fags anymore?"

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weldgod 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK, how did you even do that?

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Trump_is_GEOTUS [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

.5 font :)

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socal_maga 1 point ago +1 / -0

noooo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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DeboOonked 0 points ago +2 / -2

Good enough for a credit card application, good enough for communists.