State: Fine we’ll pass a law that says it has to be on a 12x12 inch paper

Okay

State: You have to make the font bigger too! At least 30 pt font!

Okay

State: and you can’t have the color be eggshell white on bright white paper it has to be black text on white paper.

Okay

State: you can’t have the kerning set to -20! There needs to be empty space between each character!

Okay

State: you can’t have the kerning set to 1000, they need to be closer together

Okay

State: and you cant add artistic designs in all remaining white space to obscure or hide the text!

Okay

State: why are you making this so difficult just do what we say!!!!

No.