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My "Masks Required for Entry" sign for my store. Fuck the communists. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Trump_is_GEOTUS ago by Trump_is_GEOTUS +3225 / -0
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– lifeisahologram 21 points ago +21 / -0

State: Fine we’ll pass a law that says it has to be on a 12x12 inch paper

Okay

State: You have to make the font bigger too! At least 30 pt font!

Okay

State: and you can’t have the color be eggshell white on bright white paper it has to be black text on white paper.

Okay

State: you can’t have the kerning set to -20! There needs to be empty space between each character!

Okay

State: you can’t have the kerning set to 1000, they need to be closer together

Okay

State: and you cant add artistic designs in all remaining white space to obscure or hide the text!

Okay

State: why are you making this so difficult just do what we say!!!!

No.

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