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isitpedanticenough 6 points ago +6 / -0

Governor Hamburglar.

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Southernwhitebread 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stole my thunder

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isitpedanticenough 2 points ago +2 / -0

Governor Christie has plenty of thunder in his thighs to go around

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RIPIsaacKappy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Christie's more likely to die of obesity-related illnesses by 2024 than becoming president.

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DonVic [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop the spread or he’s dead!

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loooooof 3 points ago +3 / -0

Full-blown FUPA-19 disease.

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KingOfKekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

sopranos episode extra fat guy in restaurant gets whacked in the fist scene

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babyface 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can be president of your own moon.

Which is what you'll be if you don't stop stuffing your face. Good God man, you've got one foot in the grave already - if you can't govern yourself, why should you be allowed to govern anyone else?

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DonVic [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop the spread or he’s dead

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WIN_THE_WAR 2 points ago +2 / -0

His "GUT" tells him....Lol, now thats humor

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FusionRealm 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂🤣😂🤣

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Memeoverlord 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet this fat fuck sweats Krispy Kreme glaze

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kwall2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

this guy survived covid, I rest my case

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HORAC_PINKER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anything is possible, any loyal person to globalists can be president. Does not matter how stupid people voting, the result is gonna be always fine for globalists.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahha. is funny cuz he fat

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pxmose 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a BIIIIG gut too....I'd listen to it.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 1 point ago +1 / -0

This fat ass can keep trying but he'll never be accepted.