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electioninfection 22 points ago +22 / -0

Nah, the Potomac is nearby. Just some rope and cuffs attached to weights.

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MNYGA_45 47 points ago +47 / -0

Littering is wrong.

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SSConservativePride 14 points ago +14 / -0

they will choke on the masks littering the waterways!

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MNYGA_45 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean the major biohazard materials due to the eternal feardemic?

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CeruleanShadow 1 point ago +1 / -0

All 1.5 billion of them!

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clottin_eye_joe 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're biodegradable!

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MNYGA_45 1 point ago +1 / -0

They degrade all right. Our freedoms, our intelligence, our children's future.

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Thwok 1 point ago +1 / -0

The masks, or the commies?

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T_BigD1745 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good fertilizer for the aquatic plants that produce most of our oxygen. Honestly they will be the most productive commies to ever exist.

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MNYGA_45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lets be honest, they'll still fuck it up.

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RandoMando2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would argue it’s not litter but rather fish food. However, the fish may be smarter than to eat such filth so ya, prolly litter. Better got with ropes and trees. Unless you are in the mood too splurge, then by all means shoot them in the crotch just before you hang them.

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JoinTheDiscussion 13 points ago +13 / -0

Killing isn't enough.. It needs to be public, live streamed on a thousand phones for the world to see.. DON'T FUCK WITH US!!!

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Rmsbuffalo 4 points ago +4 / -0

And when they are hung to their hopefully slow and painful death, they should be left hanging as they decompose as a monument and warning to anyone who ever considers committing treason against the people of United States in the future.

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midgetpornrocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

There are a lot of commies though. Throwing that many of them into the Potomac, even if you spread over 4 years, will cause the water level to rise significantly.

Muh global warming and rising sea levels!

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KernalMustard 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was done in ancient wars in china. Throw them in the water let them float down stream. Even back then life was meaningless. Happens when you have a society built around burrocacy

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T_BigD1745 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still need lots of rope