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angrygrampa1953 42 points ago +42 / -0

It will clearly detect all counterfeit ballots and whether the ballots were marked with a pen or a machine. This audit would be scientifically verified and they can segregate the late night from under the table ballots that were processed numerous times. Please all I would like to introduce you to our President, Donald J Trump!

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MakeAmericaGreat9 16 points ago +16 / -0

Believe in science. Finally I can get behind it.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

But is that actually true when they have had 2 months to cover their tracks and create “legitimate” ballots to replace the counterfeit ones?

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry for the wait... complicated business.

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure all the counterfeit ones have been shredded weeks ago

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Damseldoll 26 points ago +26 / -0

Getting a bit late for all these audits. We have 6 days to invalidate 37 electors.

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peterstrzoked 22 points ago +22 / -0

Don’t worry, they will start the audit soon on January 21st. You know, unless a water main pretend breaks.

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NeverInterruptEnemy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well I do not think this is likely, The best case scenario is that enough fraud is found in Georgia that it caused the entire election of the question. It provides not only realistic cover but justification for a contingent election.

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stagolee 8 points ago +8 / -0

But it's got to be done in less than a week - the process itself is very quick, but they will stonewall him as long as they can.

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Vbusce 20 points ago +20 / -0

lets hope that fucks the enemies shit up

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gbolcer 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have no doubt they are planning a fire to destroy the evidence as we speak.

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Vbusce 7 points ago +7 / -0

riggers

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Numpties 4 points ago +4 / -0

RViator and drone strike!

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Mainwar 3 points ago +3 / -0

With the sprinklers thoroughly soaking the ballots to sogginess to put out that trashcan fire.

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NeverInterruptEnemy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Only a fucking month and a half late.

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IPMang 9 points ago +9 / -0

The dem lawyers will already be on this slow walking any way they can

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MemeWarsVet 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the same crooked fucks keep investigating themselves, it doesn't matter what methods they purport to use.

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1A_FTW 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whose to say they haven’t been folded since?

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abstr4ct 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ballots that were multi scanned won't be caught this way. So it depends on whAt type of fraud was used. Unless all types were used.

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stagolee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes they will. He explicitly said that he can detect this - the scanning process will modify the paper since the paper feeding mechanisms in the scanner will mark the paper with small creases each time they are run through the machine, and he will detect ballots that have multiple runs. Maybe not the total number of runs per each ballot, but he will be able to tell us which batches of ballots went through the machine multiple times.

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abstr4ct 2 points ago +2 / -0

but you cannot tell whether it legitimately needed to go through multiple times or not. Unless there is just a large number that were run multiple times. But then they will just say they had read errors often.

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stagolee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes you can, because the vote totals will be different. It will only count once during this analysis, whereas it was totaled multiple times on election night.

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abstr4ct 2 points ago +2 / -0

good point.

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stagolee 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can make excuses - but he will tell us what the real totals are, and from that you can detect the overcounting by comparing to what they reported previously.

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morum 2 points ago +2 / -0

democrats currently hiring people to fold paper for $15 an hour. just show up, no ID required, pay as you go cash. (probably)

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reasonablydisturbed 1 point ago +1 / -0

And bet they are lost, stolen, or destroyed on the way to be examined. You heard it here first folks.

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CubanitoLopez 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left will roadblock this. No Doubt.

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WeaselMcConnel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those in the know better start talking fast!

Early bird avoids the permanent vacation at GITMO.

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Mainwar 1 point ago +1 / -0

A motion was passed.... they need it done, TOMORROW.

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

John Roberts has indigestion.

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Ep1ctetus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope they actually do this.

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Crafter_Of_Memes [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've heard it both ways.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that a shredding truck I hear rumbling off in the distance?

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