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COnDEMnED 15 points ago +15 / -0

Better idea. Let Big Dick Jovan Pulitzer forensically inspect every mail in ballot statewide and declare the real winners, presidential and otherwise. I’m not convinced Doug Collins didn’t win.

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck it, we hacked it, just switch all the votes and tell em they can't audit. New rules to the game they wanna play, guess we play by em from now on.

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Unicorn_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCKING - THIS.

Please do it. 90% of all votes go to R. Then we turn around and say "shut the fuck up you pathetic conspiracy nut, you lost, get over it".

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sneaky428 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes

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ChrisperTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

now we're talkin there's a pre-rally in DC ahead of the jan 6th march in support of boycotting the georgia runoffs. jan 5th, noon, lafayette square

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EnforcerDesu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please God, no! I wake up to political ads. I cancelled my streaming because of the ads. I get 20 texts and calls every day, even from Black Voters Matter. I'm not black. My mailbox is filled with election flyers every day. I go out for my morning run and the flyers are all over the streets.

Well, at least I don't have to wear a fucking mask.

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CyrusKingOfAnshan 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, he said he could 'daisy chain' to the other machines. I'd love to see proof of that because I ~thought~ the pads were connected to WiFi as they are tablets and would be useless otherwise.

Or are they supposed to be local only?

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

A train wreck that was hit by a crossfire hurricane in the middle of an earthquake

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PlateOwner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was calling for Trump to impound all voting machines. But leaving them to enable a hack on live TV may have been the right decision.

Now Trump should ban their use immediately!

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AmericanRaised 0 points ago +0 / -0

I'm starting to think the GA runoffs/ Patriots are going to save America!

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YouNeedVPN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just hack it again so the dominion machines say Trump wins the georgia run off.

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becky21k1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, let's do it like dueling banjos except with hackers and see which candidate gets 80 million votes.