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APoxOnVax 244 points ago +245 / -1

LOL! My idea was to give them a list of 25 other contact tracers and say that's who I'd been with.

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Isolated_Patriot 120 points ago +120 / -0

"Are you a collaborator? I've got 25 people with yellow stars on their shoulders hiding in the basement. Am I supposed to turn them into you, or who do I call?"

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Independenceforever 32 points ago +32 / -0

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BewareOfThePug 14 points ago +14 / -0

Danke

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 25 points ago +25 / -0

Attention Washington state Pedes in Seattle area: Want to Protest COVID TYRANNY Tomorrow (Thursday, Dec. 31)???

Patriots Wanted! Resist Covid Tyranny - Kirkland, WA - Meetup 12/31 - BE WILD!

https://thedonald.win/p/11RO2rrFnt/patriots-wanted--resist-covid-ty/c/

The more "collaborators" that come, the more fun it will be!!!

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RESIST COVID TYRANNY


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libtards_r_stoopid 10 points ago +10 / -0

I thought you were advertising protesting the Tranny in PA. That hideous looking wildebeest of a hEaLtH sEcReTaRy.

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

That's a good idea too!

Any Pennsylvania Pedes want to step up to the plate? :-)

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WhiteHorseman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pa Pede here. My focus is on DC and the 6th. That is where we step up to the plate.

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely, my friend. DC deserves as much focus from as many people as we can get! When this all gets settled and everyone comes back home, there will still be a lot of "housecleaning" to do, in every state!

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It is also important to remember that people that can't go to DC can still help out by "keeping the pressure up on all fronts." Which means, keep protesting COVID Lockdowns and Mandates, keep exposing local hypocrite politicians, and keep fighting the "information war." We can bypass the fake news with messages on signs and stickers that show our UNWAVERING SUPPORT for Trump and that expose the election fraud and COVID fraud. We can WIN in the "court of public opinion" and demoralize the people that didn't vote for Trump all at the same time!

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There is still a week until January 6th. Do something EVERY DAY until then to improve our position. Make every day count! Everyone can help in different ways, no matter where you live or what your skills are!

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Here are some designs for stickers you can make and post in public to help recruit more people to come to DC:

https://thedonald.win/p/11RO7PR3aK/trump-needs-your-help-to-promote/c/

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Here is a thread with full-color thumbnail previews of more than 100 designs of signs, bumper stickers, and business cards I made about topics like TRUMP, TheDonald.win, Anti-Fake News, Stop The Steal, Anti-Voter Fraud, Anti-Biden, and Anti-Lockdowns/COVID.

https://thedonald.win/p/11RNtMZzu6/-anybody-going-to-dc-on-january-/c/

You can post these around your town too, and people that are going to DC can take them with them and post them in places along the way on your trip and in DC too!

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I can make custom designs for people too if you send me an idea or phrase for what you want. Just send me a direct message!

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Here are some TheDonald.win "business cards" that are AWESOME for handing out to people you see in stores wearing MAGA hats and TRUMP gear, people you see in parking lots with TRUMP bumper stickers and flags on their trucks, and people you meet at rallies. They are a great conversation-starter to meet new patriots in your area so you can get them connected to TheDonald.win and give them their hope back that WE WILL PREVAIL! The cards make it a lot easier for them to remember the website URL compared to just telling it to them.

😎😎😎 TheDonald.win "Business Cards" you can give to MAGA people you meet to invite them to TD.W! 😎😎😎

https://thedonald.win/p/11QlFgL39X/-attention-today-is-make-a-new-f/c/

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Let's win this thing and Make America Great Again! :-)

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regollyek 38 points ago +38 / -0

Me, AOC, Pelosi and McConnell at the local Walmart. I accidentally coughed in their mouths but they were cool with it

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha! Not a bad idea

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TheDoninator 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I was walking around Congress, coughing everywhere. No mask of course. Licked a few desks. May have hocked up some phlegm into Peloi's coffee so test her twice."

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HockeyMom4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

I was with Adam Schiff shopping for a scarf to fit his pencil neck

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try the shoe department.

You’re gonna need a shoelace for that neck!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a fantastic suggestion! HAHAHA!

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FishTakesFlight [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

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slangin_paint 17 points ago +17 / -0

Or local D politicians

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JohnTexasBaron 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha what a great idea

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zee_bear 33 points ago +34 / -1

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TX4TW 22 points ago +22 / -0

Meme worthy comment

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Best4Business 17 points ago +17 / -0

I would have mentioned that you only sleep with people with extremely low standards and even lower alcohol tolerance that you meet at BLM rallies.

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CaptainHempbeard 6 points ago +6 / -0

BAH HA HA HA HA HA

Fucking gold!

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Arkansas_Patriot 98 points ago +98 / -0

Contact tracers are the fucking worst. My wife had a positive test and as an ICU nurse didn’t want to not cooperate with them. They got my name and sons name through them and I got a phone call/calls and email everyday. Then my son had to quarantine a month later bc he was exposed to someone at school. No matter how many times I said I’m not interested in giving the government a play by play of My everyday, they more they called.

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DrCowboyPresident 95 points ago +95 / -0

Just wait until they unionize and become another permanent Govt agency looking for reasons to bother you.

No Govt agency is ever temporary.

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Bragg 36 points ago +36 / -0

ATF, DEA etc etc

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WildStar 44 points ago +44 / -0

TSA

It's been 20 years and it's still bullshit

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LETSGETTRUMPEDUP 14 points ago +15 / -1

As a 29 yo I can’t even imagine the US without TSA. And people think we β€œadvance” as the years go on...

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Homeland Security. Was that a thing before 9/11?

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flyover_deplorable 19 points ago +19 / -0

Nope. Friends and family would wait for you at your terminal before you left and when you got back.

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HockeyMom4Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I remember those good old days. You could greet your family at the gate. Those were always such nice moments.

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Before "diversity".

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thisisatestof2 10 points ago +10 / -0

I had one that keeps calling me because someone gave them a BS phone number. The jerk keeps insisting I am in Sacramento infecting thousand of people.

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Independenceforever 32 points ago +32 / -0

guys why the fuck are we putting up with "contact tracers" holy George Orwell bullshit*

You are officially a slave being tracked!!!! Danger will Robinson DANGER. This does not lead good directions. This is not ok.

This is the stupidest moment in human history.

No virus proven to even exist. The common cold was rebranded as a flu, inflated with every death number POSSIBLE, and still couldn't increase death rate from LAST YEAR.

Revolution. Disobey now. Smash the phones.

I hate this dystopia. God may kill me but man isn't gonna scare me.

Done. Done. Done. No more of this charade for me.

Sick little Nazi class we got here. Never let these retards get another inch of power.

Thx for report tho. I had no idea. Florida is my home now.

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endthefed11 18 points ago +18 / -0

Did you see the Austrian parliament testing coca cola for covid during a live session in their congress? Guess what the result was.

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TeeQZio 7 points ago +7 / -0

Your governor's office, you had a private meeting.

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Whirlybot 4 points ago +4 / -0

But masks work, so no need for contact tracing.

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RahkeemTheMachine 22 points ago +22 / -0

Do they have any actual authority? I would just block all their numbers

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peterstrzoked 24 points ago +24 / -0

No.

FUCK NO

Whether they have unconstitutional β€œauthority” illegally granted them by the state is different. It varies by state I would imagine.

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Arkansas_Patriot 11 points ago +11 / -0

I tried to block the number and email every time, never worked. Would still get the emails and calls.

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RahkeemTheMachine 6 points ago +6 / -0

Should have started answering in different languages each time

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worldowedexplanation 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what happens if you just don’t answer the phone or turn it off and stop using it for a week? Do they show up at your house and bang on the door?

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Arkansas_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah nothing like that. I know who it is when they call bc it says β€œAR Covid Team.” If you don’t answer they usually c allied 3 times in a day. I typically would answer the first one and bitch at them asking to be taken off the list then I wouldn’t get a call the rest of the day, sometimes two. The people they employ are typically low skill, low education, and they are just there to have a job and food money. It’s not their fault, so that’s why I typically didn’t lay into them too much. It’s more just an annoying inconvenience. I really think it’s the government seeing how much people will put up with. They are testing the waters.

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just don’t answer the phone cause you are too sick.

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RahkeemTheMachine 5 points ago +6 / -1

I have some friends who’ve dealt with them. They have all these rules like wear a mask in your own house and scrub down the bathroom after each use.

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anon1011101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Basically they can only enforce as much as you comply with their charade. If you tell them to get fucked, there's nothing they can do. I live in a blue state with draconian travel restrictions, I also had COVID, I have never been bothered by the Dept of Health because I don't give them my contact information and avoid them AT ALL COSTS

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Lovepede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Their authority will come from the utility of a database of all social connections. Wanna erase the entire blood line and social network of a dissident of the regime? You don't have to, because there will be no dissidents when every friend and family member is tied to you shutting the fuck up.

That's the china, russia, venz, cuba, any regime using the marxist method, as long as everyone knows they'll come after anyone you ever knew and lie about you, nobody will act out of line with whatever insane 5 year plan they come up with.

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Racerspuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

My county in MO stopped using contact tracers a couple months back. Now you are expected to call all of your contacts. Thing is though, they didn’t spend through all their CARES money on them so I don’t know what’s up. We also aren’t reporting active cases anymore (stopped with the contact tracers).

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Biogreyhound 84 points ago +84 / -0

A better option is to not get tested when you get sick. Remember when you didn't bother going to the doctor to find out if you have the flu or the cold???

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Hangemh1gh 40 points ago +40 / -0

I avoided all of it so far. It's for the best. I couldn't possibly hide my disgust for whomever tried to enforce it. The thought of me giving ANY information to a random government asshole so they can track and trace fellow citizens is nonexistent. I'm an American. Growing up in the 80's that used to mean something. I remember when this bullshit was unthinkable.

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Damadhatter 20 points ago +20 / -0

I want feeling well and won't to my private doctor. Asked him if he wanted to run a covid test on me (want thinking). His response was "only if you want to become a statistic add I'm pretty sure it's not out anyway". The moment I found out my doctor was based.

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Changed777 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bingo. Never say a word. Your life will be taken from you.

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thisisatestof2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. Then you have all these BS tests of people who have no symptoms to comply with work or commie travel rules. The worst are people who just get tested β€œjust incase” so they know. If your wearing a mask, it shouldn’t matter, right?

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anon1011101 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's sad. Our state requires you to have proof of a negative test within 72 hours of returning from out-of-state travel, but luckily there is zero enforcement. I've still had to pay hundreds of dollars for rapid COVID tests out-of-pocket before I got wise. My employer also adopted our state's rules, but now has gone even FURTHER and doesn't even allow a negative test - it's automatic unpaid quarantine if you dare to travel out of the state. So now I just don't even tell anyone at work what I'm doing for vacations. I got in "trouble" because I was overheard calling Covid the "cooties" and my manager called me to have a talk. I shot back - "hey so are we policing thought crimes now? I'm not allowed to voice a private opinion?" He dropped that matter REAL quick!

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thisisatestof2 3 points ago +3 / -0

My commie state says if I travel to the two of the three neighboring states, one of which has a higher positive rate than my state no need to get tested, quarantine, etc. as they are closely connected for work and travel (which I thought we are discouraged from dong). However if I travel to the other nearby states with LOWER rates, I must fill out a form to tell the state I dared left, and quarantine or get tested and send the negative result to the state via fax or email.

I too discovered you can fly to where ever you want, grab your luggage and walk right out the door and as long as you don't tell commie neighbors/coworkers to report you the state they have no idea you even left.

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anon1011101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another trick I've been using is carrying a valid ID that I still have from my previous state of residence. If I'm ever cornered I will just present that and claim I am passing through

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HLSparta 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm curious what you're trying to achieve with this. Youtube and Facebook have millions of people every day, another 9 isn't going to do anything.

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MAGA_4EVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine if 4 million people copied me.

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22psi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pi hole works on ALL devices connected to your network. Consoles, smart TV's, cell phones, laptops, and desktops. A chrome ad-blocker won't do anything on your cell phone. An app on your cell phone won't do anything on your TV. It's a one-device solution for everything you own.

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HLSparta 1 point ago +1 / -0

If 4 million people copied you youtube and other services would probably start putting limits on sessions per IP address.

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MAGA_4EVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's why VPNs exist.

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HLSparta 1 point ago +1 / -0

I suppose if you use IPv6, but then they might just ban the offending prefixes entirely.

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KRosen333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but employers used to encourage you to not use your sick time, now they make you do stupid shit just to work harder and make less money.

I need a new job. :(

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Patriots_Spike 40 points ago +40 / -0

I'm still unemployed and been applying everywhere. One of those positions was for a contact tracer who were "DESPRATELY HIRING". I applied at the beginning of November, took a free 8 hour training course sponsored by the CDC, finally heard back at the beginning of December and had an interview, they told me they would be making final decisions in January. They emailed me on the 24th and told me they wanted someone else.

The training told me everything I knew though, masks don't work and are there to just make people feel better. Also this is nothing more than the standard flu. Also you only call people once, if they don't answer you never have to call back as there's just too many cases. Such a very thorough job...

EDIT - Here's one of the PDF's.

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SilverStarv5 11 points ago +11 / -0

Should’ve saved some proof to publish/ publicize!

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Patriots_Spike 18 points ago +18 / -0

I actually saved all the PDF slides but unfortunately didn't get any of the videos with the presenter talking about it.

EDIT - Like this slide which shows the infectious rating being the exact same as the flu.

https://i.maga.host/rqxlokt.png

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Changed777 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow. Do you have something showing about how the masks dont work? They're for show?

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Patriots_Spike 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like I can just uploaded the whole first module if anyone was interested. That's the only that goes over covid basics. The other modules are more about the job you have to do and the wording you need to use to manipulate the sheep to stay inside of their houses.

https://f.maga.host/EzrVZBE.pdf

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befehlistbefehl 7 points ago +7 / -0

Post the modules that talk about how to manipulate the sheeple too!

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Patriots_Spike 7 points ago +7 / -0

https://f.maga.host/1dDE9oF.pdf

Really wish I had the videos from class!

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Changed777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes! Thank you!!

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Patriots_Spike 6 points ago +6 / -0

I searched for Masks to see, but this was the only slide I could find.

https://i.maga.host/AEkhRwn.png

The presenter however said that Masks only work if the person infected has the disease themselves. And even if you were infected wearing a mask, there's still a high probability the droplets would go through and infect someone else since they can enter through the eyes as well.

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rantbicker 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yep, two contract tracers work in my office. I thought they’d be all commie so I never spoke to them. One day during lunch I came back all pissed off because our mayor banned karaoke. The contract tracers started telling me all the juicy details like masks don’t work, and virtually no cases were being tied back to bars/restaurants. The contact tracers only ask if you went to specific gatherings such as church, karaoke, bars, restaurants, birthday parties or weddings. They don’t care that you go to Walmart daily for hours because you are bored. They want the statistics to show that bars and restaurants need perma-banned. It’s sickening.

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Aclothorsomething 24 points ago +24 / -0

This is how you troll commies.

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Mtnlion667 23 points ago +23 / -0

Genius!

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Bindiesel101 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lol epic

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sometimescanbefunny 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look at this, Perry, using the "Jogger-inator," I'll take all the TVs and other goods from every Walmart in the tri-state area!

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PocketPosse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahahaha stop I cant breathe.

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Nice_n_tangy 12 points ago +12 / -0

"I was just at Wal-Mart!I l've been at Wal-Mart every day in the past two weeks, you know how Christmas is.

...Yes, I always use their bathroom- so clean and well kept! 😜

...Oh, and I usually touch everything in the displays in the checkout line too. What can I say? Impulse buyer."

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HumbleCheeseFarmer 12 points ago +12 / -0

My idea was to say I just left a big luncheon where the governor and many high ranking politicians were in attendance...

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Best4Business 11 points ago +11 / -0

I had to take one of those fucking tests to go see my doctor. Tested positive, then negative, then positive, then negative again. Took 4 tests in 3 different locations. Still got the contact tracing calls. I told them I'd be to BLM marches in Seattle, Minneapolis, and Chicago in the past month. They never contacted me again.

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jimzumaca 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s even better! How about a Biden rally? Oh, wait, no one would believe that!

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zooty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone has to put the circles out.

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Cunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

But the circles are magical and kill any and all coof germs, everyone knows that

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Hawaiian 8 points ago +8 / -0

🀣🀣🀣

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JigglesV 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now this is the b l a c k p i l l content i come here for

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UseMask2WipeAss 5 points ago +5 / -0

Coca cola tested positive for that fucked up bullshit rapid test! Guess it's time to stop drinking Coca cola too!

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SSJ3NAPPA 4 points ago +4 / -0

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Deplorable_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK!

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KnottyJane 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I've spent hours this week looking for clearance deals all over the aisles in all the Wal-Marts around here. Every time I went into the store I forgot my mask in tue car... They never told me I had to wear a new one!"

I wish I would have thought of that. I just told them that I hadn't left my house in 2 weeks. We didn't go to 5 stores shopping for Halloween costumes and we didn't go trick-or-treating on 2 different nights.

We also flew to see my husband's parents while my perfectly healthy kid was supposed to be quarantined.

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Justherefortherally 4 points ago +4 / -0

Weaponized bullshit I love it

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Margincrew 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have Walmart witnesses and Costco and Home Depot! I even went to Target!

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SheDoc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn. That is based!!! LOL

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Sackanutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

At some point it will probably become a crime to withhold information or lie to a contact tracer.

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streakybacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Already is in a lot of places.

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NOTWOKE 3 points ago +3 / -0

BRILLIANT

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rolandkhan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol!

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

β€œWell, let’s see. Monday evening, I clocked out of my job at Amazon fulfillment center, went to Walmart, then went straight home. Did the same thing Tuesday.”

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love this.

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BrownRugs 3 points ago +3 / -0

1-800-WALMART

They HATE negative feedback. Fuck them Home Office clowns.

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BPC613 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give the contract tracer the name of your Congressman, 14 day isolation means they can’t be in Washington on the 6th and HR 965 (the resolution for proxy votes) expires on Jan 3 with the end of session.

Keep enough Dems away, elect republican speaker, challenge contested election results, contingent election, then MAGA for 4 more years!!

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jimzumaca 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent! Visiting my local leftie politician. But I thought they weren’t accepting visitors in these times?

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gqsone 3 points ago +3 / -0

" I was just at planned parenthood hanging out before I popped "

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LostMyAccount 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right after you visited the state capitol.

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trumpmixtape 3 points ago +3 / -0

Say "b-b-but thats impossible doctor. I havent left my house in over a month... except for.. walmart."

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Andrea_CWB_CND 2 points ago +2 / -0

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Based_psychologist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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Ham_Sandwich77 2 points ago +3 / -1

This is a fucking great idea.

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TallGayConservative 2 points ago +2 / -0

But be sure its a Walmart in a democrat run state

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2ScoopsofCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

My girlfriend told them she was at the states health department

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent.

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one_out_of_many 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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socal_maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMFAO.

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PierreDelecto2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

LAWL!

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freedomdogs 1 point ago +1 / -0

And I just wanted to use and return snowblowers there.
This is classic

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therollingtroll 1 point ago +1 / -0

My county didn't even call me. Wife told me she heard they're to swamped to keep up. Surely they will use it as an excuse to hire more party members. I mean bureaucrats.