I would prefer the jumbotrons as you mention. It would be epic if he were tucked away securely knowing that he is dropping earth shattering stuff and then it is confirmed with video proof of treason on top of treason on top of treason. Just... decimation totale.

I cannot pack enough undershorts to prepare for that kind of occasion. It would ruin my future relationships because no thrill could ever come close. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it.