12
Comments (8)
sorted by:
5
yupyupp 5 points ago +5 / -0

a cloth face mask...

2
ravioli_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

tar gum

2
shadypollster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stick your dick in crazy and giving your real name.

2
Red37 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a friend whose dad was an Army Ranger. He deployed in like 03-04 and lost a leg in Iraq.

Friend says the first time he saw his dad in the hospital he wasn’t sure what to say to him. They sat in silence for a while.

dad turns to Friend and says, “you know that saying about a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.....it’s a lot funnier now.”

1
The_Urge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Communist cow pie toilet paper

1
deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1
1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
0
deleted 0 points ago +1 / -1