It has been reported that the Queen experienced a case of the Vapors. We must all be thankful that her Royal Highness fell uponst the fainting couch -- an event which has not taken place since Dear Charles chose The Minger over that unappreciative slag, Diana
Let's all be thankful the smelling salts revived our beloved Queen, just in time for her afternoon scones and tea.
In other news, a nutter and oblivious wazzer has been taken into custody at Her Majesty's Pleasure.
It has been reported that the Queen experienced a case of the Vapors. We must all be thankful that her Royal Highness fell uponst the fainting couch -- an event which has not taken place since Dear Charles chose The Minger over that unappreciative slag, Diana
Let's all be thankful the smelling salts revived our beloved Queen, just in time for her afternoon scones and tea.
In other news, a nutter and oblivious wazzer has been taken into custody at Her Majesty's Pleasure.
Now piss off.