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z89101 201 points ago +202 / -1

Oh NO! NooseVote! 🤔

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deleted 118 points ago +118 / -0
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donniedarko 63 points ago +63 / -0

I read this with nigerian accent

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dakinnia 55 points ago +55 / -0

1,000,000,000 votes are available to me as a child of Kimbatu Boku. If you can wire me $1000, you will be given 500,000 of those votes upon transfer.

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MySidesGoUp 24 points ago +24 / -0

I’ll send you a check for double the amount- just send the rest back to my with the following fedex account #

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themaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

DENOOOOOOOSED!!

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HangtownBill 5 points ago +5 / -0

I came back to uodoot this.

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KittyCat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read it in Dave Chappelles voice

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morphagent 40 points ago +40 / -0

Hanging chad.

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OGpsywar 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Hanging chad"

Ah, .. my old porn-name from the early 2000's.

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pepe_lover 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're so fucking Chad

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Fenianlad 13 points ago +13 / -0

LaChade’on

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BasedInFact 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hanging crooked politicians.

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UKTrumpster78 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hanging Rad.

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ReticulatingSplines 19 points ago +19 / -0

“You will not be permitted to vote again if you cast an incorrect ballot.”

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anon1011101 7 points ago +7 / -0

Everyone who cast a ballot for Biden should be permanently disqualified from voting

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lordvon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a feeling the FBI is composed of 2 parts: the real deep swampy part with hidden agenda doing tons behind the scenes, and a second dopey part with incompetent jerkovs with inflated egos taking on easy shit like this to make it seem like fbi is actually an organization not needing to be shattered and scattered into the winds.