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donniedarko 63 points ago +63 / -0

I read this with nigerian accent

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dakinnia 55 points ago +55 / -0

1,000,000,000 votes are available to me as a child of Kimbatu Boku. If you can wire me $1000, you will be given 500,000 of those votes upon transfer.

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MySidesGoUp 24 points ago +24 / -0

I’ll send you a check for double the amount- just send the rest back to my with the following fedex account #

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tentonbudgie 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of my best friends, who had an MBA from a prestigious West coast school, got taken by one of these, and had his account privileges revoked for life. Sad.

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themaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

DENOOOOOOOSED!!

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HangtownBill 5 points ago +5 / -0

I came back to uodoot this.

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KittyCat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read it in Dave Chappelles voice

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