Pre-boonked actually, the Chinese official in charge of paying for hits on US soldiers came out and said it didn’t happen and it’s totally normal. Good enough for me, stop being a bigot.
Actually The US borrowed money from China to give more money to China to put Bounties on Americans and pay them interest to do it.
So you could say every American taxpayer paid a bounty to put a bounty on Americans in Afghanistan. This allowed China to be twice removed from paying a bounty directly. So it’s a double bounding deeboonk.
DEBOONKED
Pre-boonked actually, the Chinese official in charge of paying for hits on US soldiers came out and said it didn’t happen and it’s totally normal. Good enough for me, stop being a bigot.
Actually The US borrowed money from China to give more money to China to put Bounties on Americans and pay them interest to do it. So you could say every American taxpayer paid a bounty to put a bounty on Americans in Afghanistan. This allowed China to be twice removed from paying a bounty directly. So it’s a double bounding deeboonk.
This needs its own post
Basically the same with the whole election.
"Why are you bringing red wagon into the counting location."
"For the Camera equipment that we need."
"So I can film the process?"
"No cameras are allowed."
"But you're bringing in camera equipment."
"Are we?"
"The red wagon?"
"Oh that."
Oh god I'm Gonna... DEBOONK!