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GreenScreen 4 points ago +4 / -0

When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

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TheTuckerDiaries 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely gonna need it to hit the nail in the coffin that is the DC establishment!

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fooko666 2 points ago +2 / -0

dress like a construction worker. or a chef is you want the pans

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drill out a giant purple dildo and put a lead pipe inside it. That could be used anyway you want.

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glade 2 points ago +2 / -0

why would it be illegal to have a hammer?

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fjobb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not saying this is so but I imagine if you don’t have a “legit” reason for having one as you wander dc, it could be considered a weapon, which may not be allowed. I assume this is why the guy is asking.

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Nunyo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would recommend against it. The DA would find a way to convict you for a hammer. You may want to have a thick piece of wood or something stable and sturdy for your american flag though.

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your name is Thor right? All good.

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Redked 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thor's Hammer. Yep, it's just a movie prop (loaded with some lead shot for realism). Ya just have to wear the leather costume.

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DefKon1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think so, but if you're feeling gimpy bring a heavy cane!...🐸🇺🇸

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