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Blndhairylegs 1601 points ago +1624 / -23

add 100 trillion votes for ossoff

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TheBestTimeline 923 points ago +925 / -2

THIS...It needs to be something absurdly large so they can't write it off

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Veritas_In_Caritatae 677 points ago +680 / -3

5 trillion gorillion votes

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 496 points ago +499 / -3

Harambe still watches over us

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deleted 282 points ago +285 / -3
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easyonthefiber 73 points ago +74 / -1

Same # of votes for Harambe that Biden fictitiously received. All 80M or so. That should get someone’s attention, maybe?

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NaturalBornTexan 45 points ago +47 / -2

Underrated response

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CuckerTarls0n 32 points ago +34 / -2

Dicks still out

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deleted 30 points ago +32 / -2
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BidensHairyLega 80 points ago +82 / -2

One Billion for Big Mike Obama. Expose two birds with one stone.

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Rusty_Bungus 67 points ago +68 / -1

Would be funny if the top 5 votegetters were:

  • Beavis
  • Butt-head
  • General Sherman
  • Matt Ryan
  • Greg Maddox
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Veritas_In_Caritatae 7 points ago +8 / -1

That’s not a bird that’s a purple anaconda

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Silencemennow 2 points ago +3 / -1

Careful, they may just give the election to Big Mike at that point.

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GlacialSpeed 60 points ago +61 / -1

Send a screenshot to that billionaire offering the million dollar reward!

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lurkwellmyfriends 16 points ago +18 / -2

Not 6 gorillion?

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DittoHead 11 points ago +11 / -0

Make it 4 trillion gorillion. We don’t want to get carried away here... People might catch on.

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covfefe-time 9 points ago +10 / -1

You're right.

Just make it infinity votes for democrats.

This way it's completely indispooooootable who the real winner is.

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inspir3dgenius 42 points ago +43 / -1

The Leg of Kek

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DefenderDad 34 points ago +36 / -2

Just make it 6.66 Million votes extra for the Dems.

Make it so blatant and easy that they have to admit its too easy to force.

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trumpforeverandever 7 points ago +8 / -1

I don't think we'll reach that threshold even if we add 99999 gorillion votes. They literally deny reality, they deny the evidence that we saw with our own eyes. What makes you think they won't just make up some random fucking shit to pass this off like that black votes counted 100x this election because of BLM. And the brainwashed normies will eat it up as usual.

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becky21k1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Make it that many for the Republicans so the Dems are forced to cry about it

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fishyPussy 12 points ago +13 / -1

Then they have their other trick of stopping counting!

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deleted 14 points ago +15 / -1
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Sars-2 8 points ago +9 / -1

They’ll just claim human error

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Postal 225 points ago +227 / -2

In all seriousness this should really happen because it needs to be in Plainview and to make it look stupid just like the Biden garbage.

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Kraotic 81 points ago +81 / -0

Yeah because when Biden got votes dumps of 96% everyone decided to call off the election and not to certify the results.

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neverflinch 49 points ago +50 / -1

They can just brush it off as a system "glitch" and announce "we manually correct the error" next question please.

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President_Elect_Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is why you do it like 10 different times.

One glitch is written off.

If they call out “10” glitches they have to tacitly admit the system is broken.

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RobHatmaker 14 points ago +18 / -4

So, we have a bot, live and in living color, on TDW? No one cares?

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2016TrumpMAGA 5 points ago +8 / -3

Blows my mind that there are four 36 people so stupid they don't see the sarcasm.

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neverflinch 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is clearly sarcasm. Why down vote?

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CrimsonClown -4 points ago +0 / -4

You are either a bot or e foreign shills, get booted in either case.

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Tellsyouhow 49 points ago +51 / -2

It needs to be for the Republican candidates as only that will get the Democrats protesting election integrity.

A billion votes for the Dem would just be accepted and the media would usher the sheep to move on.

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Postal 40 points ago +41 / -1

That's what I'm saying... give us the win, fuck em. Who cares any longer? Just get in and fuckin REK the damn system. Get 1.6 billion votes or something for one candidate, then 1.5 billion for a write-in named Tree Fiddy.

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rooftoptendie 17 points ago +18 / -1

Scott Baio

or

Kid Rock

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 8 points ago +9 / -1

400 lb Hacker.

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Please_Clap 6 points ago +8 / -2

What you miss tho is if this dude gives us the win then the dems will find the voter election fraud and the courts will prosecute republicans for election voter fraud. Then it'll be all over the news that republicans are conducting election fraud. Oooops. Backfired.

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simonverde1 2 points ago +3 / -1

GOTTAMN LOCH NESS MONSTAH

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dec3169 1 point ago +1 / -0

Surly you jest.

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kwqt 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was in plainview when they gave votes to Biden and everybody pretended it was a-ok.

Even if OP would add Hillary as write-in and give her 666 million votes, the MSM would report it as all normal.

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FliesTheFlag 34 points ago +35 / -1

Even if you aren't this person you should be pulling money out of the bank, as much as you feel comfortable with in your house and losing if you get robbed and don't have a safe.

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2016TrumpMAGA 13 points ago +14 / -1

Way back in the pre-internet 80s, I used to trade Hustler magazines to Mexican shrimp fishermen in San Felipe. 1 Hustler for 1 lb shrimp.

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

Stash the emergency money in a small fireproof safe and hide the safe somewhere no one will look.

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CrackerJack2 7 points ago +8 / -1

Don't worry, Trump will pardon you. Your a patriot for exposing these trash machines.

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Here_we_go 83 points ago +84 / -1

Password: Hunter02

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Here_we_go 18 points ago +19 / -1

Deleted. They are in! Lmfao

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JamesBond007 1 point ago +2 / -1

No, use HillaryC

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TheGreenDutchman 56 points ago +57 / -1

All I would add is a text file with the text "the most secure election in the history of the United States of America"

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Greg-2012 17 points ago +17 / -0

MOTD: Fuck Dominion

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DirtyName 3 points ago +3 / -0

THat won't prove the votes were hackable though. I agree, he should add 100 trillion votes for any candidate. Doesn't matter who. Add it to ALL of them.