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rooftoptendie 24 points ago +24 / -0

As a female who has had an LTR with a man who had a screentime problem, I can say that sex will only keep her quiet for so long, but completing home improvement projects will bring her a deep satisfaction that will keep her quiet for much longer.

One needs a two-pronged approach: SEX <<--->> HOME IMPROVEMENTS

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CommieBangDingOw 15 points ago +15 / -0

But what if i doggystyle you under the new countertop that I'm crafting with my own two masculine hands?

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rooftoptendie 17 points ago +17 / -0

see now that's the kind of thing that could buy you weeks of hassle free shitposting.

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Pointyearnation 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah men really think dick is the answer, if they only knew..lol.