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The year is 2040. I forgot my mask in my self driving car government owned taxi (we aren't allowed to own cars anymore) and I was denied entry to our local McDonalds (only restaurant chain still in existence) & therefore sent to a re-education FEMA camp, not sure when i'll be out of this place.....         NSFCUCKS
posted ago by boomerpro17 ago by boomerpro17 +48 / -0

I heard the new COVID-39 is quite dangerous, unlucky for me i've only received the previous 38 vaccinations, but not for the 39 one so it's really likely i'll be killed inside of this education camp but it will be blamed on COVID-39....

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– taranchocalypse 6 points ago +6 / -0

What the fuck?! Taco Bell was supposed to win the franchise wars.

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– Serioussurfaholic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mc Donald's outbid them when they bribed Dominion.

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– Lenny_Kravitz2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That makes sense tbh.

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– BewareTheSuperman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except in the European market; only Pizza Huts survived there.

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