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DroolingElmo 27 points ago +27 / -0

I will be there, I will be armed, I will have no phone only 2 way radio. I won't unconceal unless there is danger and retired military don't walk away if a fellow pede needs them.

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DefenderDad 19 points ago +19 / -0

Vet here, I got you battle buddy.

CLS certified and bringing gear to help out.

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Grizenator 25 points ago +25 / -0

Try and get me Mr FBI man, I live on the other side of the planet, and if you finally ndo get here I'll poke you with a sharp stick

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WilleZumLeben 21 points ago +23 / -2

Hello fellow civilians. What illegal activity are we partaking in today? Got any plans for domestic terrorism this weekend?

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MustBeTrump 16 points ago +17 / -1

I am on Zoom without wearing a mask and I plan to take two daily exercises. I plan to take my RV out for a drive later and be proud.

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DroolingElmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm installing speakers on the outside my rv, then heading down to Southern State to pick up some ammonium nitrate for the farm....

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ConfiscateTheCoats 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based

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linkforyou 11 points ago +11 / -0

I mean I plan to do many illegal things but Black Lives Matter, so now you're racist if you arrest me.

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mugatucrazypills 18 points ago +18 / -0

My gun identifies as a dildo/bag-o dicks and is protected by the 1st amendment as well as the 2nd.

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RrrrrWrightyNow 7 points ago +7 / -0

You Salty my friend

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mugatucrazypills 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stay Salty

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Dieselslacker 16 points ago +16 / -0

Most of us are tired of the bs, and unconstitutional statutes. Fbi guy can suck a dick

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linkforyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

If sucking dicks incriminated the right, every man in the country would be carrying a stick to keep the insatiable FBI agents away.

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ObongoForPrison2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

Eh, I wouldn’t be so worried about some faggot FBI agent glowposting here. I’d be more worried about the posts here where people are literally asking how to “get around” D.C. mask mandates. January 6th will only be wild if hundreds of thousands are ready to break every rule on the books.

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Tenspot20 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm only bringing my 9mm fidget spinner.

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DroolingElmo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too, nick named mine Sig

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Hellann 9 points ago +9 / -0

It would figure they would be smarmy. They can't seem to figure out how to investigate with integrity, much less honor, honesty or truth.

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Kenbishi100 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shouldn't you just go over top and say you're bring 1000 tanks?

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Numpties 5 points ago +5 / -0

Two Abrams

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Gesirisi 3 points ago +3 / -0

1 Moore

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Kenbishi100 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll see your Abrams and raise you a mermaid and a unicorn.

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strikeeagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am bringing one Abram. Stacey Abrams.

I plan to roll her down hills and incline to break up BLM/Antifa/Commie mobs.

Although I have not quite figured out the mass to velocity ratio. She will either scatter people like bowling pins or smoosh them into the pavement due to sheer combined weight of her ego and fat ass.

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Loiuzein 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cut the tags off the mattresses... in the stooooooore

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

don't be right >:V

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JohnQAdams 5 points ago +7 / -2

Ironic how someone named Andrew Jackson , a political opponent of John Quincy Adams, reposted my meme.

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pepe_lover 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm bringing my fishing pole and lures. Lots and lots of 7.62x39 lures

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ANOMIC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ask yourself this.... if a thousand men show up with rifles slung, how exactly would the DC capitol police attempt to stop them?

Do you think the cops will point their service weapons at a 1000 men with rifles?

What if it was 10,000 men, many of which are pissed of citizens who 100% believe the election was corrupt.

Now think realistically.... there will probably be 200-400,000 armed patriots showing up. That’s a standing army.

If your carrying, use sunglasses and shemagh to block facial recognition drones. On your way into DC and on your way out - duck into parking garages or anything giving 100% cover from the air and change out outer ware/head cover. Make it impossible for them to track you coming and going.

This is fucking war, it’s not a fucking game.

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DroolingElmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I suspect more than half the dc officers are on our side.

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am taking my guillotine for seditious and treasonous representatives.

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DroolingElmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are selling a Popiel Pocket Guillotine on QVC.

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BigIslandFrog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be just like a Fed to make a post trying to stoke fear here.

Wouldn't it?

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

RBG doctrine of MUH FEELZ

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LordJesusHaveMercy 0 points ago +1 / -1

I knew an FBI guy who dated a girl long distance. He was west coast while she was in DC. She was cheating on him, felt bad when he proposed but decided not to tell him and come clean because it would complicate things. LOL quality investigators, you boys are!