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WilleZumLeben 21 points ago +23 / -2

Hello fellow civilians. What illegal activity are we partaking in today? Got any plans for domestic terrorism this weekend?

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MustBeTrump 16 points ago +17 / -1

I am on Zoom without wearing a mask and I plan to take two daily exercises. I plan to take my RV out for a drive later and be proud.

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DroolingElmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm installing speakers on the outside my rv, then heading down to Southern State to pick up some ammonium nitrate for the farm....

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ConfiscateTheCoats 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based

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linkforyou 11 points ago +11 / -0

I mean I plan to do many illegal things but Black Lives Matter, so now you're racist if you arrest me.