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SAW2TH 72 points ago +73 / -1

Trump should have the military air drop MREs on the mall so people can stay indefinitely.

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 16 points ago +16 / -0

exactly what I was thinking pede lol

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would expect cell service to go down just from the sheer volume of people.

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befehlistbefehl 10 points ago +10 / -0

MREs cause constipation big time though.

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SAW2TH 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sounds like there won’t be many places to shit, so...

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befehlistbefehl 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wrong, DC has plenty of streets to go on.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 8 points ago +8 / -0

May i recommend a legendary street i hear of called K Street?

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SAW2TH 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Freedom Plaza”.

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spanglevision 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's a feature when the bathrooms have been shutdown :)

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MikesBigJockstrap 5 points ago +5 / -0

DC is clogged up enough as it is.

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +2 / -0

It can handle a bit more before going under methinks

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Jaqen 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not a bad idea, but a better idea would be enterprising food truck owners and catering business pedes to show up en masse, ready to serve food during the biggest party on earth!